So for a school project, a friend of mine has to make their own 10 Commandments. This person is a die hard Rockets fan, so they chose the Rockets as their topic. Now they need help on the commandments, she wants them to be funny, one she already has is: Everyone must put an H in front of their names to make them great. (Akeem --> Hakeem) Any help would ROCK, thanks guys.
1. You will never ever ever Throw anything at Ron Artest. 2. You shall wear Red to every Rockets game, Including when watching at home. 3. You shall NEVER root for another team especially the Rotten Utah Jazz. Thats All I got now.
SEVEN: Honor the apostles of Rocket; keep them close to your heart. Do not stray from them, and do not fall into the temptation of supposed greats. Many will try to convince you of their glory, but pay no attention to them. The deities of Kirilenko and Nowitzki are temporary. Do not let them distract you from the way. SEVEN AND A HALF: The deities of Kirilenko and Nowitzki have proven to be false, and will not do for you what Rocket will. They will lead you to Wagons of the Band, and will fail you and embarrass you once the Day of Judgment arrives, even if they were First of Seed all season long.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's players. I mean, why the hell would you want anyone from the Mavs...?
shalt never mention hakeem played 1 year for a certain canadian team... or be put through HELL!!! just playin i love all my die hard rockets fans
Thou shall be willing to do anything to uphold the name HOUSTON ROCKETS against opposition or criticism. Be Proud, Show Pride, Die with it! negotiate first!
Remember that you were once bound to Choke City, and the Dream brought you out from there with a mighty hand and an outstretched arm; therefore you are commanded to keep Clutch City in your heart.
1. We are the Houston Rockets, who brought this city it’s only championship team. Thou shalt have no other team, in this city or another, before us. 2. You shall not make any logo of another team, whether in a form that is in print, that is on your body, or that is worn on your body. 3. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Houston Rockets, especially for profit, for we will not forgive anyone that uses our trademark in vain. 4. Remember the championship years and keep them sacred at heart. 5. Honor your stars, your coach, your GM and your owner so that your championship runs may be long and continued. 6. You shall not ever hit any fan, for this is a grave sin to the corporate media. 7. You shall not commit adultery or fornication with another team’s players, desiring their miraculous play, unless it be through free agency or a trade. 8. You shall always encourage your players to steal the ball from the other team. 9. You shall bear false witness to referees to get the calls in your favor, but never bear false witness against your own team, even if it is really true. 10. You shall always covet the other teams’ championship rings and trophies, and do everything possible to take it away from them even if by steals, blocks, charges or assists.
thou shall not wear a suit and tie to rockets games. only rockets jerseys, shirts, or a painted red chest
For fans 1) You may attend the games in any attire you wish! Even a suite and tie but you must be wearing something which is RED and it must be visible. The ones who show no Red will stripped and have to view from the Lexus lounge. 2) Fans must not put their feet on the backs of chairs in front of them repecting the venue at all times.Offenders will have their feet bound in LEAD BOOTS. 3)Fans should be loud and very much into the game but street language is barred. Offenders will be branded! 4) Fans must be in their seats 10 mins prior to the start of the game. Offenders will be painted red and put on the roof to view the game from a black and white TV. 5) Fans must love Rafer above all others on our Roster. Failure to do so will cause you as a fan and him as a player to be traded to a team in Alaska
- Honor thy Rudy and thy Calvin - Thou shalt remember the Clutch City days and keep it holy. - Thou shalt recognize that blue pinstriped uniforms was a planned preventative effort by the league and David Stern to emasculate the franchise so it can give rise to the 2nd reign of the Bulls.
Gotta fix it otherwise I love it! Thou shalt not offend the Ron Ron by throwing thy objects at him. or maybe....... Let he who cast the first soda be without soda cast upon him!
