(alert) The Big puma will broadcast his words of wisdom

With the season soon coming to an end, I've been hearing Puma for MVP from the 'ensemble' cast of the national media. The only problem is that he's being mentioned after two red birds and that one rad dude, CC.
If Puma wasn't being considered as the best player when he was hitting like jesus, had jesus played first base, there is no chance of him winning the mvp. It's a shame that these nationalist writers get to decide who wins the award, when it's clearly obvious, by the previous radio segment, that they are against our city.