[for the dudes] Have you ever been with a crazy woman?

Time to find some crazy chicks.

 

Crazy chicks give you road head bc they dont care that in your moment of ecstasy you lose control of the car and crash into an 18-wheeler.

Crazy chicks convince you to get a couples massage at a shady Asian Spa so you two can have someone random warm you up and then perform for you while you go at it next to them.

Crazy chicks dont wear panties under their little black dress so you can sporatically get your rocks off at rooftop parties, in bathrooms, in cabs, in phone booths, whenever.

Crazy chicks send you porno text messages all day at work and then meet u in during a coffee break for a quickie in the Starbucks bathroom.

HOWEVER

Crazy chicks call you 100x a night
Crazy chicks dont want you to have other friends
Crazy chicks forget to take their meds, cut themselves, and send you pics of their cuts on your cell phone while you're in meetings
Crazy chicks stalk you
Crazy chicks pretend their pregnant just to mess with your head
Crazy chicks date and screw your friends after you leave them

Was it worth it?

 

blah blah blah blah LOLZ crazeh chicks are awesome!! cause they gewd in teh sackz hurr hurr hurr..

 

What's up?

Spoiler

 

*insert Wooderson quote and Buckcherry song references*

 

Being completely insane doesn't feel so bad anymore

 

I got this crazy puerto rican chick on my hands... Willing to pimp her out for the right price

 

Had this Chinese chick, had to leave her quick
Cause she kept boot-leggin my $hit

Got this African chick with Eddie Murphy on her skull
Shes like jigga man why you treat me like animal?

 

I had this weed-head chick
always catching me doing *hit
ma try to leave me but she always forget

Jay-Z Blueprint reference? Thumbs up.

"Girls, Girls, Girls" is a classic song. Produced by none other than Just Blaze where I get my namesake.

 

I agree with that, too. Thank god my wife is an exception, but prior to meeting her, sure, I had relationships with a couple of (what's the PC term now??) mentally unstable chicks who were both hot to look at and smokin' in the sack. Outside of bed? You just never knew who was going to show up. Ms. Intellectually Stimulating or Ms. Psycho-Babble?

 

Crazy in bed = crazy in the head.

Unfortunately this is usually the case.

 

I have a crazy ex that I had a kid with, and she keeps moving every six months or so, and filing bogus protective orders claiming I was violent towards her and want to kill her and other ridiculous false b.s. I haven't been able to see my son in two years. She's a rich trust fund baby, so she can afford to just keep moving around all the time to make my life difficult. I also found out in a recent protective order that was issued that she also has a daughter that is about one and a half years old that may or may not be my biological child. Apparently she just wanted my sperm. I could have spanked off into a cup if she would have just asked me nicely. Crazy....

 

Tried to hook me up with her sister...

Tried to walk from Massachusetts to New York to see me...

Tied to the above point, when a bunch of scumbags tried to harrass her and took her shoes somewhere in Connecticut(?), called me instead of calling the cops...

Sent me a 6 x 4 x 4 box of food every two weeks from Massachusetts because I apparently don't eat otherwise...

At one point was convinced I knocked her up (when I haven't seen her for 3 months) and told me to get rid of the water bed, which I don't own one...

Was convinced I was still with my ex... OK, maybe that wasn't too crazy

Thought my going to work was excuse to go out with the ex, and the other ex... and the other ex...

Same chick.

Sex was... I don't remember.

 

Dude that **** is crazy!

 

Already on it. Why do you think she's "dating" you?

 

After I read this part I almost thought you and I had kids with the same woman.

 

Yes Latin babes are often jealous crazy, but Asian girls are just plain crazy for the sake of being crazy.

 

Been with tons of crazy women in my time. It's like I used to have a bright neon sign over my head that said "All Crazies b****es Welcome".

Anyway, some advice from experience. If they're crazy, hit it and quit it. The longer you stick around, the harder it is to get rid of them.

 

hi, my name is heypartner and I am a crazyholic. I have no power over my addiction.

things are going good today, btw. it's a long weekend, though.

 

Hmmm maybe this qualify I wasnt home but my car was so she come over unannounced thinking im there cheating so she !@#$ my car up then break out a window to my apartment only to find no one IDK maybe a little crazy