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My Darwin Theory of Crazy Women

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Aug 29, 2008.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    More crazy women exist than crazy men, because throughout human history, crazy men are completely inept socially and can't get laid at all, but crazy women can easily be taken advantage of no matter how wacko they are. Over time, not only do the crazy women breed more, but they get better and better in the sack from natural selection of the males (a sex gene or sumpin like that).

    What do you think?
     
  2. Mr. Clutch

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    That's funny, but when a woman gets pregnant she can either have a boy or a girl. So humanity as a whole is getting crazier.

    It's like Idiocracy.
     
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  4. heypartner

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    but the boy will be inept socially and not able to breed. you following me.

    Note: the crazy boys sometimes attract the crazy girls. That's how we get the Lorena Bobbits of the world.
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    Yeah, but when these crazy women breed, isn't there an equal chance of them having a baby boy or girl?

    You should see Idiocracy. It has this exact theory in the movie, but instead of crazy people breeding, it's stupid people breeding.
     
  6. heypartner

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    the boys fall off the grid and leave the tribe.
    the girls are grabbed by the hair and dragged back into the cave to mate.

    that's why we have more crazy caveless/homeless males throughout history.

    following me?
     
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    Like the best movie EVER!
     
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    Was gonna post in the other crazy women thread, in my eyes at least, how apparently these crazy women always seem to have some sketchy looking employment history, or no job whatsoever. Which is a main reason I'm not that much into these crazies

    So then its these women are crazy cuz they CAN be, pure and simple. There's always gonna be a guy that "saves" these women from themselves or whatever...so they're will always be crazy women because men enable it by parachuting their fall.

    Plus, deep down, alot of women don't mind getting by being someone's object of attention and affection....All that kookoo behavior so they can avoid work, jeez man...
     
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    Not Sure.
     
  10. Mr. Clutch

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    Ahh okay yeah I get it now, the crazy dudes just disappear from society.

    I've only run into one really crazy girl. It seems like women have more dating horror stories in general.
     
  11. Apollo Creed

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    I like the theory, but you should add some environmental influence instead of just genetic...

    Think about a crazy woman having a daughter...being around the crazy teaches the girl to be crazy. That's why the sons aren't necessarily crazy, as they'd have to learn it from the crazy dad, who doesn't get married...
     
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    i get what mr. clutch is saying. craziness isn't gender specific so it can be carried onto the child... either a boy or a girl. a little craziness is always good.
     
  13. heypartner

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    or the lions get them!

    over millions of years, natural selection assigns the crazy trait to girls, because the boys from crazy mothers that turn out "OK," breed; the boys who don't turn out OK get spurned by the tribe. So eventually, the trait doesn't follow the boys as much, and it slowly tips the scale to more crazy women who are great in bed.
     
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    Then once daughter grows and matures beyond adolescence, aided along by traits passed down from the mother,
    mother and daughter can market the "wild ride" that is their life as a reality show to broadcasters.



    I might lump dysfunctional and crazy together a bit much though...
     
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    I agree with the correlation between women being crazy and being excellent sex partners. The same genetic sequence that codes for crazy must also determine sluttiness....
     
  16. Lady_Di

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    I don't freaking understand this crazy theory. :confused:
     
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    Then you very well could be crazy.
     
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    And the Battle of the Crazies continue, Lady found guilty of microwaving her baby.

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/29/microwave.baby.ap/index.html

     
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    Why are men smarter than women?












    Because we think with two heads.
     
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    Remember heyparter, there have been many cases of guys being raped. They just don't admit it, so you're assumption that more crazy girls get laid than guys fails. Some girls are desperate too so chances are equal!

    :eek:
     

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