Austin has it all wrong. I am here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking, of course, about 'ManBearPig.'
His wife cheated on him -- not that it matters, but he's not dating Kate Hudson anymore -- Lance is on top of the water issue and will correct the problem.
that other dude hasn't been watching his E! or Extra!, Lance was hitting Sheryl Crow after his divorce then he was banging Kate Hudson. I also think he was hitting one of the Olsen Twins too.
