One on one. I think Monica could take him. There are no subs in one on one so Dream is at a severe disadvantage there. Can you play with oxygen tanks? Normally, a man would be considered stronger than a woman but since Hakeem has been neutered this point is moot. Men can typically jump higher than woman, but Dream proved last night he couldn't dunk from a high chair. Shooting? 0 for-ever??? Sad. Really Sad. It would be a blowout, but I will give Hakeem the benefit of the doubt and say he could score at least a few buckets on her to make it interesting.
That would be a rather long game, huh? With Dream having to take a 10 min break every 5 min. But with that and the nail-cutting time outs, Monica might get bored and go home after four hours or so.
Who's Monica Lamb??? At first I thought the topic said Olajuwon versus Monica Lewinsky(sp)... ------------------
I can understand you for declaring that Hakeem is on the decline (kinda obvious though). I can understand you for promoting an early retirement for him. And I can even understand you for questioning his desire. But its just downright pathetic to create and re-create threads that are aimed to simply flame the local legend in embarassment. I can totally relate with you all in our frustration with his play and intensity, but I'm sure making an attempt at making humorous jokes of poor taste is a complete waste of time. Besides, its a tad overdone. My apologies for not having a sense of humour today, but a there is a thing called constructive criticism Azim da Dream ------------------ No guts, no glory, no brain, same story. [This message has been edited by Azim da Dream (edited March 15, 2000).]
This is starting to remind me of that contest Taco Bell tried to put on during the lockout, Hakeem vs. Shaq. Back then we thought Hakeem would give Shaq a contest, and could even beat him. A few years later, were debating whether he can beat the Comets 2nd string center. Wow, have times changed???? Maybe, we can make the first WNBA / NBA trade: Hakeem Olajuwon and Bryce Drew for Monica Lamb and Cynthia Cooper Hey, its an idea!!!!!!!! ------------------ My name is Rocketball, and I am a CLUTCHCITY-HOLIC!!!!!!!!
Seriously if you could do that I would do it in a second. CATO LAMB COOPER ANDERSON FRANCIS WHAT A TEAM! ------------------ President of the Moochie Norris FAN CLUB
I sure hope you are not putting Cooper in the three spot........ You put Anderson at the three Cooper at the two, keep the rest of the line-up like you have and..... Then you can call the jewlery store with your ring size! ------------------ My name is Rocketball, and I am a CLUTCHCITY-HOLIC!!!!!!!!
