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Moochie Norris: A woman with facial hair

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Will, Mar 15, 2000.

  1. Will

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    Sorry to start yet another thread tonight, especially one so pointless and cruel. But man, is this guy ugly or what? He's giving me the Pig Miller problem all over again. Namely: How can you root for a player you can't stand to look at?

    Please -- Moochie -- Get a shave. And everybody please lose the headbands. They only underscore how short and wide your heads are. I'm dying here.

    OK, I've said too much. I'm going to bed now.
     
  2. DaDakota

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    We rooted for ET, I will root for anyone who hustles as much as the MOOCHER !!

    DaDakota
     
  3. Drag-On 88

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    LOL... i kinda like Moochie and the effort he puts out, but man... a woman with facial hair!!! ha..ha..ha.. that was too funny [​IMG]
     
  4. LHutz

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    Hey Will that is not very nice. What if Moochee has Innernet access and reads this? Well aside from having hurt feelings he might want to come KICK your BUTT. And I see you on the C-SPAN show, you donot look like much of a buttkicker yourself so DON'T PEE ON MOOCHIE!!!

    DUKE thinks he is quite hansome. DUKE is not gay like Steve Gutenberg or anything but Moochie is a good lookin dude.

    DUKE!!!!
     
  5. Will

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    First of all, if Moochie Norris can beat me up, I deserve it.

    As for C-SPAN, I swear, if I shave right before I go on, I still look like I've been camping for three days. But you know what, Hutz? If I didn't shave, my beard would look like Moochie's. So I shave.

    Sooner or later, God willing, Moochie will draw the same conclusion.
     
  6. jerinrulz

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    HEY! Its not rite to talk about the hottest commodity the Rockets have like that. Moochie is the NBA. And no offense Kagy, but he should kick ure ass for that. He plays his heart out every night and is the only intresting thing to watch on the Rockets, except of course the love affair of Cuttino and Stevie, but thats a different story. Are u saying u dont love that crazy "MOOCHIE LOOK"?

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  7. thacabbage

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    Uhhh, Will, is there something you're not telling us?


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  8. BrianKagy

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    Kagy and Will are not the same people, thank you very much. Will's the smart one. I'm the other one.
     
  9. Will

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    And we -- I mean I -- will continue to write to each of you under the name Will, unless you make me really, really angry.
     
  10. BrianKagy

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    You wouldn't like us when Will's angry.

    Confession time: we're all Clutch. Me, Keeley, Jeff, Will, Almu, IROCit, Jenna, RocketmanTex and Rocketman95, SooneRockStro-- we're all one person making repeated posts in the BBS.

    We do it so it looks like people visit the site, to impress our sponsors...
     
  11. DaneB

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    So you're telling me you have multiple personalities disorder? (lol...jk) [​IMG])

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    The clock is winding down, and Scottie has the ball, Cato is sprinting towards him, Pippen shoots and here comes Cato. Man did you see that block?!!! Ouch it hit Scottie right between the legs. ITS FINAL!! THE ROCKETS ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF Y2K!!!
     
  12. DaneB

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    So you're telling me you have multiple personalities disorder? (lol...jk) [​IMG]

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    The clock is winding down, and Scottie has the ball, Cato is sprinting towards him, Pippen shoots and here comes Cato. Man did you see that block?!!! Ouch it hit Scottie right between the legs. ITS FINAL!! THE ROCKETS ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF Y2K!!!
     
  13. Deji McGever

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    What's wrong with the headbands? I think they look cool (though Pippen looks dumb in his).

    In fact, I fought all the little kids after the Clippers game as the Rockets were going back to the locker room after the game to get the headbands they were handing or tossing up and I ended up with Cuttino's.

    Let there be no doubt of the Cat's work ethic; never have I held anything sweatier.

    But if next time, Will, I am lucky enough to get Moochie's, I'll know not to give it to you.

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    And yes, Pig Miller is not the prettiest guy in the post, but his looks are probably the most potent weapon we have up front right now.

    -deji-

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    The first time I turned the game on to all the head bands, I thought I was watching an 80's re-run... then I noticed the awful pajama uniforms, and realized the grim truth [​IMG].

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    You forgot about me. I'm Clutch too. I am the evil part of Clutch that punishes newbies... HA HA HA HA HA [​IMG]

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