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Which Rocket would win a in all out fight?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, Aug 13, 2008.

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Who would wn in a no holds barred battle royale?

Poll closed Aug 20, 2008.
  1. Yao Ming

    18 vote(s)
    3.9%
  2. Ron Artest

    191 vote(s)
    41.4%
  3. Dikembe Mutumbo

    42 vote(s)
    9.1%
  4. Carl Landry

    6 vote(s)
    1.3%
  5. Luis Scola

    6 vote(s)
    1.3%
  6. Charlie Hayes

    32 vote(s)
    6.9%
  7. TMAC

    8 vote(s)
    1.7%
  8. Battier

    2 vote(s)
    0.4%
  9. Francis

    6 vote(s)
    1.3%
  10. Dorsey

    150 vote(s)
    32.5%
  1. dkoune

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    Yup,If there is anything I'm proud of,is that of Shane and chuck Pretty much destroying the Miami Heat franchise. :D
     
  2. BrooksBall

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    I know this is all in fun but the Wade injury had more to do with Wade's brittleness than anything Battier did. There was barely any contact. I also can't see Battier in the brawling class of Artest, Hayes, Landry and Dorsey.
     
  3. flamingdts

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    Battier = Brains
    Hayes, Ron, Landry = Brawl.

    Battier will hide and watch everyone kill each other. When there is only one man left standing, Battier will ambush him and take him out. Battier will be at full strength by then :eek:
     
  4. kwng

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    There's no way anyone could beat Yao without arms when he is the heaviest, bulkiest and the tallest. No one can stand punch from his huge fist and his enormous legs. If Yao body slam on his opponent, it will be a definite K.O.
     
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    straight boxing - Dorsey or Chuck anybody but Deke, I'll get Manute Bol celeb boxing flash backs and laugh myself into the hospital again.

    no rules fight - Artest. Steve might have a chance if Catino pops up on the side of the ring and hits Ron over the head with a megaphone (with a #3on the side of it) while Steve is distracting the ref

    wwe (fakestuff)- Yao Ming, first Asian champ imagine the ppv ratings in China. They would find a way to write it in the script.

    movie fight - TMac, Does the star ever lose by the end of a movie

    pillow fight - luther head - hes got the fluff game down packed
     
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    LOL!

    Seriously. LOL!
     
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    tmacs lazy eye would see anyone coming from a mile away
     
  8. dsnow23

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    Clearly, this is a trick question. Anyone that's ever watched an NBA fight knows NBA players can't fight. Except Kermit Washington.
     
  9. G Rat

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    Otis Thorpe
     
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    They are all so bad ass they would beat each other up, it would be a massacre no one would walk away. No retreat No Surrender!!!!!!

    Only clutch the bear would walk away to tell the tale. 2008-2009 hOUSTON ROCKETS MASCOT WILL BE CHANGED TO THE HOUSTON SPARTANS

    Any team that enters the Toyota Center, know this your numbers wont count for shi_! :mad:
     
  11. shipwreck

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    wow.

    /thread.

    i have a new favorite poster.
     
  12. FFz

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    Artest can't take a blow!

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    In all seriousness... I'll have to go with JVG.
     
  13. tinman

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    What if they had projectiles? like free weights? ;)
     
  14. tinywang

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    I picked Yao cause I didn't understand the question.

    I figure Yao since he's the guy who works the hardest and has the most heart and passion for the game. ;)
     
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    I want you Ming!

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    Wassup, b****!

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    Not yet, Luther.

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    Hurry Deke! Elbow NOW!

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    Hey Yao, you got knocked the **** out.


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    Forgot about me b****es?

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    Oh ****.



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    GTFO Stromile, you're not on the team anymore.

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    Is my lip bleeding? I think I picked up one of Deke's elbows.
     
  16. dkoune

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    Oh god yes we have a WINNER!!!
     
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    dkoune Rookie

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    This is Fuking Awesome!!
     
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    That's right Landry.

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    Nah man, Artest is too crazy, you're on your own.

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    Alright now!

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    Oh snap!

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    Yes we got him!

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    Too easy!

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    But Spider-Francis signals Hayes, warning Alston and Head to watch out.

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    Me and you man, we can take these three.

    After joining forces with Chuck, Mutombo and Hayes take down Rafer, Head, and Francis.
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    Deke signals Chuck for a high five, but instead elbows him and walks off the court victorious.
     
  19. dkoune

    dkoune Rookie

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    Alright Yao. Ill distract him and you get him from behind.


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    I dunno mayne.I thought they were my Friends,It happened so fast.He came from behind me and.oh god.

    <a href="http://s204.photobucket.com/albums/bb148/dkoune/?action=view&current=nba_a_alston_200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb148/dkoune/nba_a_alston_200.jpg" border="0" alt="u6"></a>
    Dawg I need a fav.See that tall chinese guy? Yeah you know what to do.

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    Are you fuking serious.Thats a bull **** call.

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    Luis,I dont understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.

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    Rafer did that? Ite this is what were gonna do.You know how the media is?well lets just say Rafer "said" somethings about my boi Joey.

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    The F uck Rafer said bout me.Hellz naw.

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    Im a Yao ming soldier BABY!!!

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    No no no nonono nono no!! how is the my fault? you ran in to it.

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    Damnnnn!! Steve Deke knocked you the **** out.
     
  20. dkoune

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    ayya.Deke I didnt mean it.

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    Im sorry Yao,I failed you. Im sorry. :(

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    No sorry.you jump off building NOW!!

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    guys cant we all get along,WE are a TEAM,how bout we **** the Jazz over instead?
     

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