Which Rocket would win a in all out fight?

Dorsey vs Artest

 

Aaron Brooks duh.

 

Artest and it wouldn't be close. It would like when a superstar wrestler is forced to fight a gauntlet match of jobbers. You KNOW he's going to win because he's the only one who CAN win.

 

Keith Jones, you can't stop the guy from injuring people.

 

Someone seriously voted for Yao? LOL He would probably be the first one down, he is as soft as jello

 

Mutombo,

 

Stevie obviously he would pull an Eddie Guerrero on them and win duh!

 

This is so weird: I was just about ready to post, "<i>How Many Five Year Olds Could Artest Take in a Fight?.</i>"

 

Are weapons allowed? Anyway my picks are Artest and Alston if so.

If weapons arent allowed got to give Dorsey, Hayes etc some props. Maybe Stevie would pull out a Takoma Park special, whatever that means.

 

Hopefully, each player would avoid such an incident. It is expected that every Houston Rocket's Player would have suffiecient respect for his fellow sisters and brothers, of all colours, that they would not risk life or limb to place themselves in such an unfortunate position.

 

dorsey has crazy arms length over everybody except deke and yao but yao and deke are way too slow too be competition

 

Id pick Yao cuz he has the Government behind him.You dont **** with he Chinese Government.

 

Too bad we traded Novak. I'd pick him in a heartbeat.

 

Chuck Hayes is the Rocket I wouldn't get into a fight with for 2 reasons.

One - he's so tenacious - he's just keep coming after you with so much energy.

2nd - he looks like he could take a punch and shake it off easily.

 

If Yao knows any martial arts I'd pick him, but for the time being I'd pick the guy out of the "hood" and the one who represents it the best Artest

 

You can't be serious. Alston is the second biggest b**** in the League after Damon Jones. In fact, Alston has a p***y the size of a football.

 

half the rocket team will just back down cos they are too nice of a person. it'll come down to artest and dorsey of course, with Dikembe Mutumbo a outside chance cos his crazy elbow at that height is too much of a threat for anybody

 

Please, language. Perhaps you could have said, "Alston has a Lovemachine2000 the size of a football."

Man, you REALLY walked into that one.

 

if i'm not mistaken Artest used to box in Joe Frazier's gym in Philly.

i'd take Artest over damn near anybody in the league.