C'mon the "Castaway" Jack in the Box commercial ROCKS! " I don't have 1.99 and there is no Jack in the Box, Cant you talk about anything else!!" Badass
Actually, I think that is the weakest JitB ad in the past 5 years, but man they have had nothing but great ads besides that in that time period. The Meaty-Cheesy Boys, the Crime Donkey, the Holiday Balls, etc.
I hate any commercial about genital herpes. I hate the commercial were the fat ass mortgage selling guy loses another on to Ditek. I hate the commercial about those stupid Rochet chocolates and they are on a big ass platter and everyone is acting like this candy is the hit of the party. I hate that VW Bug commercial where the super geek has to get to the meeting and wants to borrow the dudes car. He stands there like a dumb ass. I want someone to layeth the smacketh down on his candy ass I hate the zoom zoom zoom kid too.
I hate that freaking dog commercial. SO AWFUL!!! I also have gotten annoyed by the one with the basketball bouncing on the nail . . . "At times, all eyes in the arena have been on it, and now, it's helping build homes in Houston . . . . The Rockets and the Fannie Mae foundation, Houston's home team"
Something else in commercials that really bugs me are the people who just happen to run into each other at a store and begin discussing some product. Has this ever happened to anyone? "Hey Martha!" "Hey Joan" "How are you?" "Well, I'd be better if it wasn't for all this bloating." "Boy, do I know how you feel. Have you tried Bloat-Away?" "No. Nothing works for me, though." "Oh, you have to try it. Even a bloated cow like yourself can benefit from the arsenic and fertilizer they use in every little suppository." "Really. I'll have to try them." "And I just happen to have a box right here." "Now, if I can just get my husband to stop crapping in his pants." "Don't I know it!" They end with that stupid little smile like, ah, everything is right with the world again. Does anyone else wonder why when the guy from Riesens walks up to total strangers in an airport and says, "Hey, want some chocolate?" they say, "Oh, sure." as if this happens all the time?
I love the Ricks Furnature one -- it's SO AWFUL! But the very best . . . Hilton Mattress and Furnature . . . "OOOOH" They're all just trying to create the same kindof awful commercials that Mattress Mac used to have, thus creating interest.
That is too funny. Those commercials suck. I especially hate the guy that says "Why not?" He should be burned at the stake.
The Kingwood area has some of the most god-awful commercials (yet tragically funny in a Showgirls or Battlefield Earth way) you could ever imagine. First, there's this vacuum place where the owner/pitchman offers to introduce the Bible to all customers in between pimping the latest in vacuum technology. The ad ends with a very suburban-looking, middle-aged man assuming an Elvis-like pose and enthusiastically announcing that "At (Kingwood Vacuum? or whatever it's name is) we're the King of Clean and Jesus is Lord!" We also have an ad that begins with some peaceful and somewhat softly-photgraphed shots of a couple relaxing on a cruise ship in the middle of a deep blue sea. While the viewer takes in these calming images, a breathy, serene female voice asks "Have you seen it? . . . . Have you felt it? . . . Have you tasted it? . . . You haven't lived until you've traveled with us." Abruptly, the face of a dirty blond, slightly puffy woman with a deer in the headlights expression fills the TV screen. In a loud, nasally and monotone voice, she exclaims "HII'MPAMCALLKING'SCROSSINGTRAVELFORALLYOURTRAVELNEEDS!!!!!!!!" BTW, I also hate the ad with the dog and the house. If I had been the bank and seen how stupid these two acted, I would have revoked the loan for the house immediately.
Southwest airlines makes some of the BEST commercials that air during Rockets games. "Gotta get away?" I love those. os
Back to THE WORST: What about that insurance dude that appears in all his commercials as James Bond or The Godfather. You can tell he gets off being on tv. os
That g*ddamn Dell computer idiot. How/Why in the HELL did this loser get on Leno?? Every time I see him I want to reach into the TV and slap the sh*t out of him.
