911 Dispatcher Cracks a Funny

LMAO!!!

I don't have sound at work but the newscast put the words up along with the audio. LOL! Hahaha!

 

Haha I remember hearing this on Jim Rome. He completely ripped the Dispatcher apart. Rome can be annoying at times, but he is pretty hilarious on non sports related topics.

 

Forgive! 911 dispatch has got to be a difficult job, he just said something stupid.

 

That woman should worry less about 911 operators and more about how pathetically weak she is.

Getting beat up by a 12 year old = fail on every level

 

LOL at calling 911 over a 12 year old. I hope the kid is the next Shaq or has guns.

 

If she's calling 911 and then making a complaint during that call was it really an emergency?

 

People call 911 over domestic disputes all the time, why should this one be any different because the out-of-control person is 12?

Given how long ago this was, though, we now know that the dispatcher in question apologized and the city of Watauga has stated that if a dispatcher ever does something like that again, they'll be fired.

But it was probably worth it for the dispatcher, since he got a free trip to Disney World out of it.

I had read, though, that when his wife came home and told him she had been diagnosed with cancer, he replied "What do you want me to do? Shoot you?"

 

MONTHS BEHIND

 

Try years, my friend. YEARS

 

I'd forgive, but I'd probably play along with his initial joke if I was on the phone.

 

why so serious?! i'd be laughing my ass off if someone said that to me over such a weak excuse for a 911 phone call.

im sorry, but your typical white american is dumb.

 

You should've heard some of his other caller responses.

Like when the lady called because he house was on fire, the dispatcher replied "Do you want me to come pee on it?"

That one was hilarious.

It's a little known fact that one of the main uses of the 911 system is a training ground for beginning stand-up comics.

Like the one in Connecticut who said "Too bad" when a caller sought help for the victim of a motorcycle accident.

I thought it was really funny, too, in that one case where the dispatcher got a call about what appeared to the caller to be a domestic dispute so the dispatcher dismissed it, never informing officers, only to discover that the very young-looking lady the 911 caller was trying to help was actually an adult kidnap victim who was soon-after murdered.

That was really funny, too.

That's why you don't want professionals answering calls at 911. You want jokesters. Someone who can make us laugh. Just think how much more fun and enjoyable life would be if, when you reached out for a little help, instead you got the person charged with helping you joking about killing your kids.

 

Hilarious. The woman needs to just grow a pair. Seriously.

 

since we're on things that are YEARS old.. search "BAMBULANCE" in google [since im at work and cant do it myself]. Its kind of the opposite to the OP's video.

 

This is why i'll beat the hell out of my kids. if your kids are scared of you, they wont **** with you

 

I feel a promotion is in order.