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A Man. A Hammer. Some Oil. His Ass.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GuerillaBlack, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. GuerillaBlack

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0806082hammer1.html

    Make sure to read the police report in the link.

    Priceless.
     
  2. Lil Pun

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    WTF? Man, some of those people are disgusting!

    First, a wood table and now a hammer?

    What is this world coming to?
     
  4. MoBalls

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    Sick people in this world.
     
  5. kikimama

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    Who doesn't like to parade around naked 24 hours a day, 24 days a week?
     
  6. Lil Pun

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    That's not all he was doing. :eek: :(
     
  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    2 Cops 1 Guy 1 claw hammer --- the video will be on YouTube before you know it.
     
  8. meggoleggo

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    :eek: OH. MY. GOD.

    Dumbfounding.
     
  9. LegendZ3

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    it's disgusting. but the cop went into a private home without a warrant, and arrested a guy who's perform a sexual act on himself? doesn't seem right to me. am i going to get arrested for jerking off at my own home too?
     
  10. Why So Serious?

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    Whats a claw hammer?
     
  11. MattM

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    He's doing it all wrong
     
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    A claw hammer is the most common type. The "claw" is the part on the back that you use to remove nails.
     
  13. BZ-B

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    "24/24"..OMG..LOL
     
  14. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    They didn't need a warrant.
     
  15. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    The report doesn't say which end of the hammer he was using.
     
  16. MattM

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    quoted for truth
     
  17. Angkor Wat

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    This is one news story that didn't need to be turned into a thread. Lock this thread and seal it shut with a hammer.
     
  18. tested911

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    So was it synthetic and what grade?
     
  19. Why So Serious?

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    I am glad the cops nailed him in the middle of such a disgusting act....

    Maybe he got hammered before he decided to do this.
     
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    trivia: what movie is the picture below from? And how does it relate to this topic?
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