Why is Tmac Kirk? I think Artest should be Kirk, he's the one brave enough to defy Star Fleet's orders. he rigged the Kobashi Maru test for him to win. he stole a bird of prey from the klingons. those aren't tmac like activities!
So... Yao is the logical one, T-Mac is the passionate leader, and Ron Ron is the doc to help heal the broken "Bones."
I like Another Brother's slogan that he brought up in another thread: "Dunk that B****!!!!" I can see the billboards now......(too bad I suck at Photoshop, I'd produce one).