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[poop thread] Do you read on the toilet?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by droxford, Aug 3, 2008.

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Do you read while you're on the toilet?

  1. No, I don't read while I'm on the toilet

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  2. I read on the toilet after I sit down, but before I poop

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  3. I read on the toilet after I poop, but before I wipe

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  4. I read on the toilet after I wipe, but before I put my clothes on

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  1. Major Malcontent

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    I don't mean to tread on racial issues but my friend who is hispanic, claims reading on the pooper is something unique to caucasians.

    I read on the pooper...before, during and after....
     
  2. JD2010

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    I'm typing this from the toilet.
    Wi-fi is an awesome invention.
     
  3. hooroo

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    I do NOT type after whiping....and I do NOT use Toilet paper, only whipes touch my delicate buttocks.

    :D

    DD
     
  5. Asian Sensation

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    Your friends claim is r****ded. I like to eat while pooping. Food in waste out. jk :)
     
  6. Isabel

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    Yes. If I know it's going to take a while, I bring a book with me (or even other work). I also keep a few "bathroom readers", etc., in there. I hate to get caught without anything to read. Somehow it makes the whole experience more comfortable, gives you something to do.
     
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    I read on the toilet (it's the only way I get through my magazines. I've also finished significant portions of books while pooping - usually books with short stories or short chapters).

    I've used my laptop while pooping.

    I've texted while pooping.

    However, I do not make phone calls while pooping. My roommate does that pretty often and it bothers me very much.
     
  9. CharlieMurphy

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    Ever scared to pick up his phonecalls?
     
  10. Jugdish

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    I don't read. I write. Reams and reams of beauty. Then I flush it, like those Buddhist monks who destroy their painstakingly constructed colored sand art.

    It's all about the process.
     
  11. Franchise3

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    Her. And no, I had never thought about that. I should screen her calls from now on to make sure she isn't pooping.
     
  12. Jugdish

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    "She" doesn't poop. Fairies take it away in her sleep.
     
  13. flipmode

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    with my ridiculous attention span, the only way i made it through college was putting my textbooks in the bathroom and forcing myself to read them. books were read really quickly that way... i highly suggest it to students.

    for those hip to the old houston PSAs, not RABDARGAB, but TAPRABDAR :D
     
  14. Franchise3

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    Believe me, this is the type of girl that poops. Fairies only take away the poop of hot chicks.
     
  15. Jugdish

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    Trolls, perhaps? Someone's pulling up a Tonka truck to bus that mess out the house.
     
  16. pmac

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    Whipes?...you tryin' to cut down on shower time or something? You could just bypass the whole process and opt for the baby powder and depends. :D

    But seriously, i still think its gross. The restroom is gross. There are germs everywhere. Especially when you flush its like a geyser of germs. Think about it. If you do a courtesy flush, crap residue. If you have to put the seat down beforehand, crap residue. If you have kids, there's probably crap residue EVERYWHERE (kids aren't always thorough with washing hands).

    Maybe more people do that in the GARM, that would explain the crappy posts. :p
     
  17. Jugdish

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    Dunno 'bout you peons, but I gotta bidet in every room in my house.
     
  18. brantonli24

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    Lol, when I'm in public toilets I get so bored I read the Safety instructions on toilet paper dispensers and company details.
     
  19. HombreDeHierro

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    ballinnn!

    im muslim so i gotta wash my ass
     
  20. chestr

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    Never tried that. I like reading what people carve onto the stall walls and stuff.

    Other times, I enjoy making little balls of clean toilet paper and lobbing them around the bathroom. Me and my old roommate used to compete when taking dumps in community baths by taking turns throwing those TP balls over the stall walls and try to hit each other.

    In short, I enjoy my time spent on the pot.
     

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