I don't mean to tread on racial issues but my friend who is hispanic, claims reading on the pooper is something unique to caucasians. I read on the pooper...before, during and after....
I do NOT type after whiping....and I do NOT use Toilet paper, only whipes touch my delicate buttocks. DD
Yes. If I know it's going to take a while, I bring a book with me (or even other work). I also keep a few "bathroom readers", etc., in there. I hate to get caught without anything to read. Somehow it makes the whole experience more comfortable, gives you something to do.
I read on the toilet (it's the only way I get through my magazines. I've also finished significant portions of books while pooping - usually books with short stories or short chapters). I've used my laptop while pooping. I've texted while pooping. However, I do not make phone calls while pooping. My roommate does that pretty often and it bothers me very much.
I don't read. I write. Reams and reams of beauty. Then I flush it, like those Buddhist monks who destroy their painstakingly constructed colored sand art. It's all about the process.
Her. And no, I had never thought about that. I should screen her calls from now on to make sure she isn't pooping.
with my ridiculous attention span, the only way i made it through college was putting my textbooks in the bathroom and forcing myself to read them. books were read really quickly that way... i highly suggest it to students. for those hip to the old houston PSAs, not RABDARGAB, but TAPRABDAR
Whipes?...you tryin' to cut down on shower time or something? You could just bypass the whole process and opt for the baby powder and depends. But seriously, i still think its gross. The restroom is gross. There are germs everywhere. Especially when you flush its like a geyser of germs. Think about it. If you do a courtesy flush, crap residue. If you have to put the seat down beforehand, crap residue. If you have kids, there's probably crap residue EVERYWHERE (kids aren't always thorough with washing hands). Maybe more people do that in the GARM, that would explain the crappy posts.
Lol, when I'm in public toilets I get so bored I read the Safety instructions on toilet paper dispensers and company details.
Never tried that. I like reading what people carve onto the stall walls and stuff. Other times, I enjoy making little balls of clean toilet paper and lobbing them around the bathroom. Me and my old roommate used to compete when taking dumps in community baths by taking turns throwing those TP balls over the stall walls and try to hit each other. In short, I enjoy my time spent on the pot.