The Ghetto Artest Pictorial Story [Warning: Image intensive]

Where did Ron Artest get his genes from?

Was this man responsible?



Or was it this guy?



Or could it have been this thing?




Rumor has it that...

It all started in 1994 when the Houston Rockets met New York Knicks in the Finals.




Vernon Maxwell - “Yo Mase! Nice Muth%$^#^$ Hairdo.”

Vernon and Anthony Mason met for dinner afterwards and not much later,


Baby Artest was born....


Rigorous training and hair experiments for Ron began at an early age


Despite the hectic schedule, Mr. Artest stayed in school...


...and eventually graduated

 

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Today, Artest is the most misunderstood figure in American Sports. He is portrayed as a thug, a malcontent bomb ticking away to cause mayhem.

Yao Ming, a naïve recent immigrant and fellow Houston Rocket, has bought into all the propaganda Media has thrown out there it seems....

Yao Ming,

You should have called Artest first. If you had, this is the side he would have shown you, the side that media dare not cover.

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Ron Artest is Mutombo approved


Ron Artest is PETA Approved


Ron Artest is Mom Approved


Ron Artest is William Hung Approved


Ron Artest is a low key personality


Ron Artest comes home exhausted after a long day of work


Ron Artest spends quality time with his family


Ron Artest keeps your neighborhood safe


Ron Artest is there to be a role model for your kids, a responsibility that even hall of famers like Charles Barkley failed to uptake

 

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Ron Artest does not discriminate based on age or weight...


...because Ron Artest does not judge a book by its cover


Ron Artest respects law and authority


Ron Artest was brought up in good company


Ron Artest likes Celine Dion and the Titanic theme


Yes, Ron has a soft side too.


Ron Artest helps find right shoe size for your young ones


Ron Artest: The Chris Webber Impersonator


Ron Artest: The Inspirer

 

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Ron Artest is a man of simple taste


Ron Artest knocks you down but helps you right back up


Ron Artest has earned the respect of coaches around the league


Ron Artest is all class with the ladies


Ron Artest pulls all niter if it needs to be


Ron Artest is still a kid at heart...


Ron Artest cares about the community


Most importantly, Ron Artest is a man with connections

 

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Yao Ming,

Please do remember,

Ron Artest accepts no layups



but also Yao, do not forget,

That Ron Artest is YOUR SOLDIER...



....and if this story were to have a fairy tale ending, Ron Artest will soon play in the NBA Finals where it all began, to complete the circle of Life.





What's not to love about Ron Artest?

 

Thanks. An hour or so but it was fun. As you can tell, I am very excited about Artest and I want to share the excitement with everyone here