You heard it right here!! Go to CNN right now. On Larry King LIVE the Duke is on speaking about being president!! Go now! You only have an hour or so!!!!!! ------------------ Live Rocketball. Breathe Rocketball. Die with Rocketball.
SHHHHHH Almoooo!!! QUITE!! DUKE has not told anyone yet but yes I am considering a third-party run for the President! The Republicons want to poisen our waters and pollute the children, well, DUKE does not support that!! The Democraps are out to turn AMERICA into a socialized country, well no thanks! This ain't CANADA! I think DUKE will start his OWN politics party!!! THE TRUTH PARTY!!! LED BY the DUKE of TRUTH!!! LHUTZ FOR PRESIDENT IN 2000!
Duke needs running mate. I vote for Caveman. onnga boonga. Truth of Dukle? ------------------ "Whooaa." - Ted
If we get desperate we can always enlist Cancer Man. He hasn't wacked anybody from a distance since the Sixties but if you give him a week's notice and a carton of Morley's, I'm betting he'd do it. ------------------ The truth is out there.
Hutz, you may want to reconsider your campaigning approach because we don't allow Dukes and such in our government. Maybe you should consider the House of Lords instead.
OH! I thought you meant president of the Rudy T fan club. OH! well... *blink* ------------------ "Whooaa." - Ted
