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Got bodyslammed by a gay boy last night

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Jul 27, 2008.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    not that there is anything wrong with that.

    friendly advice, don't get in the middle of gay lover's quarrels, they are more dangerous than your typical cat fight.
     
  2. Lynus302

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    So....do we actually have to ask you for details or what?
     
  3. heypartner

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    It all happened so fast, on the streets in the main walking district of Boulder. All of a sudden I'm in the middle of a psycho ex type deal, so I figure I'll try to stale the psycho hottie while the other attempts to escape.

    i think...

    bam! tossed aside like a rag doll. I guess I wasn't expected that. Got up, dusted myself off and headed for the taxi stand.

    I think that was just the beginning. The escaper went right into a major crowd of tourists.
     
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    Gay rage is the new trend -- WNBA, and now this...
     
  5. pmac

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    I thought it would be homophobic for me to not click on this thread...
     
  6. finalsbound

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    I'm sitting here trying to picture you getting bodyslammed by a gay "boy," and I can't remember the last time I was so amused.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Jeff

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    Studies have shown gay men have far higher levels of testosterone than straight men, which increases aggressive tendencies. Gotta watch it. :)
     
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    This is why I will never go to Boulder.
     
  9. Rocket River

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    Seriously? Look out dere nah!

    Rocket River
     
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    You're on fire :cool:.
     
  11. Xenochimera

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    at least you didnt get raped.
     
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    Because straight men don't ingest semen.
     
  13. SamFisher

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    I sorry - not will happen agains.
     
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    "We're here, we're queers, get used to it" :eek:

    If you got picked up and slam by a 'boy' then either he on extreme steroids, or you need to go to the nearest gym and get this guy as your personal trainer.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Isabel

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    LOL.

    Hey, at least he didn't teabag you and expect you to like it... "That Ain't Right" you know...
     
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    I can't tell if the OP is saying he had gay sex with a "boy" last night or not...his posts are very confusing most of the time and I'm just guessing here that he's alluding to being a homosexual.
     
  17. Isabel

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    That's what my boyfriend (fiance) thought too hearing about that post. Well, I guess you never know... didn't he refer to trying to distract the hot one?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    hahahahahahaha
     
  20. Rocket River

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    LOL

    Rocket River
     

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