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Your moves

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Apollo Creed, Jul 14, 2008.

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  1. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Generally I just do a lot of listening, eventually they get tired of talking, make out and then have sex. The key is not listening but pretending that you are. If you can dive into the conversation here and there and show an ounce of insight you're golden. Avoid being a nice guy, but also avoid being a jerk, remain an enigma and your set.
     
  2. jgreen91

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    I just change shirts in front of them and once they see my 6-pack it is all over.
     
  3. jello77

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    This is what needs to happen....listen carefully.

    As she is sitting on the couch go to get some drinks. On your way back from the kitchen, pull your pants down and expose your shlong. It is very important that you have a boner in this situation. Finally, walk up to her with your exposed wiener and when she notices kind of do a raised eyebrow and say "well....what are we going to do about this?"

    60 percent of the time it works all the time.
     
  4. JeeberD

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    When I was single, it was all about getting them in the pool...
     
  5. pradaxpimp

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    2 words. Derek Zoolander.
     
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    Say these magic words "I wanna taste you."
     
  7. Kwame

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    My go to move for a while has been a massage. If you know what you're doing, it works every time. Girls just become silly putty in your hands. I don't know anybody that doesn't like a good massage.
     
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    Music is so dumb.
     
  9. LeoneWestern

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    A carrot and a couple of sugar cubes will do the trick... Oh wait that was the trip I remembered from cancun...
     
  10. v3.0

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    Play "Guilty Conscience" in the background...
     
  11. codell

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    I stop short

    And

    The counterclockwise swirl
     
  12. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Oh! Ask a girl if she wants to be pleasurably sore.

    Yeah, just go to her and say "Can I make you pleasurably sore?"

    That should work.
     
  13. Mr. Clutch

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    A huge key for me is where the girl sits on the couch. One time I tried to make a move, but she was sitting on the wrong side. She was on my right side. I can't make a move with my left hand. Can't go left.
     
  14. no_answer

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    The real key is... for the girl to like/want you in the first place.

    If she does, you can have bad moves and will still get some lovin.
     
  15. WhoMikeJames

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    The correct way is.

    1. Soak cloth with chloroform
    2. ????????????
    3. Profit!
     
  16. bejezuz

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    I pull out the Wiimotes and throw in Wii Sports. If you're smooth, you can show her moves by holding her wrist, establishing lots of contact. Then, when you both get tired, crash on the couch and start making out.

    Sixty percent of the time, it works every time... :D
     
  17. pmac

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    try faking with you're left hand and she'll probably rotate to that side then you can drive agressively with the right...
     
  18. mrm32

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    then explode to the hole and teabag her...
     
  19. pmac

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    ...players these days think that's the only way to score...
     
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    I exist and thats all I need to get the ladies.
     

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