[movie] Hancock

I'm around.. just in hiding. And my real name is not Yaozer.. it's.. Lord Voldermort!! and I'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike mr harry potta.


Btw I'm gonna go watch the movie in an hour (it's daytime here). Should I stay for the end credits? Is Stark or Nick Fury gonna make an appearance again?

 

Dude, I used to be best friends with Yaozer. He got deported back to India..

 

India? Don't insult me with that. I'm from Kazakhstan!

And I thought.. we were more than best friends.........

 

more than best friends? like BFF?

 

Superman the Alcoholic was in Superman III
with Richard Pryor

Rocket River

 

i just saw the movie. hopefully the real life hancock wasn't asian or River would have gone Mad Max about it.

I really liked it!

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I like all those Robert horry shots at the prison basketball court

 

Good first half, bad second half, sounds like Hulk.

 

Yeah, if you live in opposite land.

Wanted rocked, hard. Hancock just didn't have enough.

 

I was going into the movie expecting for it to suck and I came away from it pleasantly surprised. I thought it was fun and entertaining.

It was worth the price of admission for me, glad I saw it.

 

It was entertaining but it had too many gaping holes for it to be really good.

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Guys attacking a person they knew was a superhero in prison. Although funny, that is just plain dumb.

Charlize giving up her identity just because they kissed

Charlize sticking with dufus even though she had 3000 years of history with Hancock.

I know it wasn't supposed to be realistic, but the story didn't even make sense.

 

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Yeah, a movie with a "loon of fate and with an ending that requires tiny little bombs tied to thousands of rats can never "rock". Dumb ****ing movie.

 

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You missed the part where she said when they're close, they lose their powers.

 

What are you talking about?! That was amazing. Hancock was just a joke all around. It sounds like something a sixth grader wrote for his English class. Oh, and news flash, the sixth grader got a C for it too. The jokes were funny, but at the end of the day it's filled with plot holes and spelling errors.

Wanted on the other hand was really cool, headshots, fast cars, everything an action flick needs. Plot twists and turns, and above all amazing character development. Plus, the guy who played Wesley Gibson absolutely nailed it. Wanted Rocked Hard.

I really saw myself going the other way here, Charlize Theron>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Angelina.

 

I've seen Theron in person, she's tall and fit, looks like she'd destroy jolie in a real fight.

 

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So what, talk on the phone, online chat and hook up on the weekends on a deserted island where the baddies can't get you.

 

you totally missed the part

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when she tells him he hit on the head so hard in miami when they were out on a date and he tells her he woke up at the hospital and he didn't even know who he was, so when they asked him for his john hancock, he thought that was his name

did you miss the part when Vader tells Luke "Luke.. I'm your..."
?

 

OMG what does Vader tell Luke?!??! please someone tell me </sarcasm>

Guys its a fictional movie just go with it and be entertained and stop trying to think too much into it.

 

he doesn't understand the plot cause he was taking a piss break during the most important scenes.

 

Hancock is still the worst movie title of all time.

 

You obviously have never seen "Crossover" or The Happening" or....