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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GuerillaBlack, Jul 4, 2008.

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So, today I went to this school gym in Houston with some old friends. The locker rooms are open for us to use, so we went in there. We noticed this guy was in the stall with the door locked. I don't know if he really knew we were in there at first, but he was sitting down.

Out of nowhere, this guy (not my friend, but was with us), yells out "maaaan what the f*** is this n!gga doin". Turns out, the guy in the stall was masturbating. I guess the kid who caught him saw from the little cracks in the stall (I won't question his sexuality, but the stalls in the school don't offer much privacy when closed). But yeah, the whole locker room went crazy and we were all laughing our ass off. Then this big kid we call D-VO, busted down the stall door and was like "no one is goin to do this gay **** in my locker room".

The kid kept denying, but he did it. Like everyone knew. So, I take this piece of paper from the wall and write "RESERVATION FOR MASTURBATION" and tape it on top of the toilet. If it's still there on Monday, I'll take a picture.

Good times, good times.

#1 GuerillaBlack, Jul 4, 2008

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GuerillaBlack said:

Good times, good times.
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I'm sure it was...

#2 Yaozer, Jul 4, 2008
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Stevie Wonder is not amused.

#3 Mr. Mooch, Jul 4, 2008
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why is masturbation "gay ****"? that makes no sense.

#4 mateo, Jul 4, 2008
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GuerillaBlack said:

Then this big kid we call D-VO, busted down the stall door and was like "no one is goin to do this gay **** in my locker room".
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The irony.

GuerillaBlack said:

The kid kept denying, but he did it. Like everyone knew. So, I take this piece of paper from the wall and write "RESERVATION FOR MASTURBATION" and tape it on top of the toilet. If it's still there on Monday, I'll take a picture.
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Damn I can't wait.

#5 thacabbage, Jul 4, 2008
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Best. Thread. Ever.

#6 jtotheb, Jul 4, 2008
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Mr. Mooch said:

Stevie Wonder is not amused.
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I was a little drunk during the super bowl Steve Wonder performed at. When he got up and started clapping I stood up, dropped my jaw, and yelled...

"he can walk!"

#7 Ziggy, Jul 4, 2008

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Mr. Mooch said:

Stevie Wonder is not amused.
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That was funny.

#8 MoBalls, Jul 4, 2008
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Homophobic?

#9 Lil Pun, Jul 4, 2008
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I like how your friend calls the guy gay for masturbating and was peaking through the stall doors at him.

#10 The Real Shady, Jul 4, 2008
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If a dude can't expect privacy in a closed stall where can he expect it? Now you got me scared that you and your buddies might catch me wiping my ass some day.

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jtotheb said:

Best. Thread. Ever.
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You haven't been around long have you? This will have a hard time reaching "thread of the day" much less "ever".

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Are your buddies scared of cooties too?

#13 Yaozer, Jul 4, 2008

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meh.

1 jelafied.

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Faos said:

If a dude can't expect privacy in a closed stall where can he expect it? Now you got me scared that you and your buddies might catch me wiping my ass some day.
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dude thats ghey!1!

#15 Bandwagoner, Jul 4, 2008
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this is the crappiest thread of all time

#16 BigSherv, Jul 4, 2008
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For your sake, I hope you guys are in junior high.

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Sweet Mother of God, what is the problem? Let the boy masurbate in his stall!!! For God's sakes!

#19 Mr. Clutch, Jul 4, 2008
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Homophobic?
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Homererotic

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