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Sticking with Douche theme...listen to this voicemail

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Blake, Jun 30, 2008.

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  1. Blake

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    #1 Blake, Jun 30, 2008
  2. dntrwl

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    sounds kinda fake. the guy must be mentally screwed if it is real
     
    #2 dntrwl, Jun 30, 2008
  3. dntrwl

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    seems like more of a self promotion "comedy bit" for his website. making douchebag personas usually doesn't work, ask will ferell

    http://dimitrithelover.com/
     
    #3 dntrwl, Jun 30, 2008
  4. Jeff

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    Wait Toronto?







    MacBath? are you greek?
     
    #5 Kam, Jun 30, 2008
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    This is simply unreal. What a freaking loser. There is no way that this douchebag can live a fully functioning healthy happy life.
     
    #6 Rox_fan_here, Jun 30, 2008
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    lol, this guy is great. Reminds me of Mystery.
     
    #8 Mr. Brightside, Jul 1, 2008
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    i'd say mystery is too savvy for this
     
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  10. Jeremiah

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    The whole thing stunk of desperation and false bravado, not D-Baggery. I didn't hear any 'bras', 'dudes' or 'babes' in the entire thing.
     
    #10 Jeremiah, Jul 1, 2008
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    but desperation (for attention) and false bravado are key characteristics to douchebagdom.
     
    #11 DonkeyMagic, Jul 1, 2008
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    I heard about this on the radio yesterday morning... The ironic thing is, I work with a prototypical douchebag named Dmitri. (He wears affliction shirts. He also drives '91 Corolla). I really really honestly thought it was him until I heard the voice.
     
    #12 meggoleggo, Jul 1, 2008
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    " :eek: I'm probably the only guy in town that has NOTHING wrong with him." :rolleyes:
    ^WELL, dang, Dmitri... would personality be just ONE thing? ;)

    I sort of started liking the guy when he praised the woman and flattered her, but then he puts on the breaks and goes in reverse with the entire thing by threatening if she doesn't call... because he usually "doesn't call back a second time"...
    WTF, Dmitri... :p

    I smell a "FUN WITH AUDIO" a-brewin'...
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Jul 1, 2008
  14. Jeremiah

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    A true D-Bag believes his own hype. It's just obvious to everyone else that they're idiots.
     
    #14 Jeremiah, Jul 1, 2008
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    This guy sounds perfect. I think i'm already in love with him. :rolleyes:
     
    #15 no_answer, Jul 1, 2008
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    So you did call him back by 3pm then, did you? j/k :D
     
    #16 meggoleggo, Jul 1, 2008
  17. codell

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    was that MacBeth?

    :p
     
    #17 codell, Jul 1, 2008
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    Holy crap, wtf. That was hard to listen to. Epic.
     
    #18 Apollo Creed, Jul 1, 2008
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    Dude lost his medical license 16 years ago! Holy crap he's gotta be in his late 40's at the youngest...only morans would buy his advice.
     
    #19 Smokey, Jul 1, 2008
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    Look at this guy's website.

    Click his products and services.

    Definitely listen to the radio interview. Definitely NSFW, but we all just listened to it and it jumpstarted our days.

    http://dimitrithelover.com/
     
    #20 OrangeRowdy95, Jul 2, 2008
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