awesome first post dude! if I were you, I would have said "Passion Assassin!" though. ask SamFisher why.
The man already has a nickname: MISTER Dorsey. Check this video a little after the 1:10 mark (but watch the whole video...because it shows the man beasting). MISTER connotes that he plays like a grown ass man, and that other folks on the court are just kids that should treat him with respect. You could even amend it a little and call him "Mr. D" That sort of nickname has a history of badassness:
To go along with the Mister T analogy how about: Joey "The Baddest Motha Fu#ka This Side of the Mississip" Dorsey or Dr. D (D stands for Disembowel) That should scare every man, woman and child in the world!
I didn't know blood could be measured linearly but ok, i'll go with it. wat about The Kangaroo Kid, not to b confused with Aussie Rocket
I don't see how he wouldn't get PT. he's an instant upgrade to chuck hayes. better rebounder, stronger, much better finisher (thats not saying much. chuck's awful at the rim).