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how do i fool my landlord?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by withmustard, Jun 27, 2008.

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  1. withmustard

    withmustard Member

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    I've been leasing an old home for the last 3 years. I was told when I moved in that the deposit of $1100 is non refundable if we smoked cigarettes in the house. It is a 3 room, no carpet house. I've painted one room since a smoker has left and need to paint another heavy smokers' room because u can clearly see the stained walls after removing posters/paintings. As for my room, I never hung any posters/paintings so the walls are all consistant, but am still thinking about painting. My question is, are there any other things i should do to fully cover my tracks. I'm moving to college in August and it would be a huge BONUS if i could pay half my tuition with this forums advice
     
  2. Roxfan73

    Roxfan73 Rookie

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    Just tell him you're gay, and that the two girls are just platonic friends.
     
  3. dntrwl

    dntrwl Member

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    stop wasting your money on cigarettes
     
  4. Rockets1616

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    Does it reek cigarettes?? If so then just bomb the house w air freshener before he comes to inspect
     
  5. TECH

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    I don't think a home owner would want his tennant to be painting anything, but I could be wrong. It is, after all, HIS house. When it comes time to put it back on the market, he may have issues concerning that.

    Anyway, I'm a landlord myself, and that's how I'd feel about it.
     
  6. Hammer755

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    No amount of paint or air freshener will disguise 3 years of smoking - it's in the carpet, it's in the walls, it's in everything that you own probably. My mom is a smoker but doesn't do it insider her apartment and even then my whole family comes home reeking of smoke whenver we visit her. Smokers tend to get desensitized to the smell, but a non-smoker will pick it up right away.
     
  7. rrj_gamz

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    I'm not sure you can mask a smoking smell...as its absorbed in the sheetrock...But i may be wrong...If I was a landlord, I wouldn't want the walls painted as I would think something was up...
     
  8. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Why should you try to "fool" your landlord? You agreed to abide by his rule, you owe the money. As a landlord myself, tenants like you are aggravating.
     
  9. giddyup

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    This is like flopping and people here don't like floppers!
     
  10. Yaozer

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    blame it on the neighbor... or just say you cook bbq's a lot indoors. Ok that's just silly, but hey it could work.
     
  11. Jeremiah

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    More info needed.

    Is it hardwood or carpet?

    Are the walls some fancy color or white?

    If it's carpet, get a steam cleaner.

    If the walls are white, Kilz primer is the way to go. That should be all you need.

    Honestly, if you cover up the smoke smell/evidence, that's all the landlord really wants. But I wouldn't mention the work you put in.
     
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    marlboro or winston

    lights, reds, or mediums

    hardpack or softpack
     
  13. thelasik

    thelasik Contributing Member

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    Your landlord also posts on this board. Keep that in mind.
     
  14. Yaozer

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    I heard from the television that smoking kills. If this has any truth to it, you better be careful.
     
  15. Deckard

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    A friend of mine quit smoking, and the last time I was over he hadn't smoked in ten days. I told him it smelled "much better." (I was trying to encourage him and I did think it was better) When I got home and took off an extra shirt I had hung in his closet, having always brought an extra shirt to wear home in the car, the stench of cigarette smoke being more than I could handle, and not needing it (I thought), to my astonishment, it reeked of smoke. It's wild how bad cigarette smoke is and how it can linger. If you smoke, you don't notice it.

    If I owned that house, I would notice the smell of cigarettes, I think, and you would lose your deposit. If the house has drapes and/or mini-blinds, it's all over them. Kitchen cabinets? All over them. Inside the closets? Yes, it is there. Any surface in that house. You can paint the walls, and it'll help, I'm sure, but it won't make it go away.
     
  16. DOMINATOR

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    so not only did you waste your money on cigarettes but you also wasted your deposit money... nice.
     
  17. VooDooPope

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    Tell him you are a ****ty cook and you always burn your food

    or

    Tell him you moved your meth lab out last month and the smell will go away...
     
  18. The Hunted

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    Here's an idea.

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  19. Yaozer

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    Hey this might actually work.

    I'd tell him I was cooking with tobacco once.. and it got messy.
     
  20. bigballerj

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    The main reason why cigarette odors are so strong is because there is over 4 thousand chemicals in every cigarette. You would've been better off smoking weed.
     

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