Questions for Greene and Dorsey?

For Dorsey: What the **** you been eatin,' man? DAAAAAMN

 

Greene: Were you disappointed in how far you dropped?

Dorsey: Are the Ben Wallace comparisons, fair?

 

for dorsey: do you have any problems placing a hard elbow into the grill of a certain matt harpring/andrei kirilenko/mehmet okur, if asked to do so?

 

Follow-up: What are your feelings on Mormon crowds?

 

To both of them.

How long did it take you to realize you had been traded?

 

Greene: What do you think your weakness/strength is? How do you plan to help the Rockets this upcoming season/how do you think you will fit in?

 

to dorsey: Can you handle a mutombo elbow to the face?

 

please no "how do you feel" questions? specifically, "how do you feel to be on the rockets" "how do you feel to be in the nba"

 

Good one

 

ask Greene about the movie that comes out tonight...

 

tell him to remember to wear a mouth guard so that he won't be like Landry

 

Okay serious question:

Greene: Were you happy that atleast you weren't drafted by the Jazz?

Dorsey: Are you ready to nut slap Jazz/Spurs/Mavs players in the face when you face them?

 

Greene: You took nearly half of your field goal attempts from 3 last year. With your athleticism and with the Rockets need for a slasher and a creator, do you feel that you can adjust your game to be more balanced between long range shooting and penetrating?

This is a very good question I want you to ask him that too if possible.

To Dorsey as him if he sees him self more as a center or a pf?

 

Most importantly... Ask them if they have ever heard of Clutchfans.net and the fact that it is the defacto best sports team website of any sport.

 

Most important question: Are you a true 3 or a 4?

 

Greene: Are you a point-foward?

 

Ask them if they like to party

 

LMAO -- please ask Dorsey this one also.

 

winner by far