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Kobe's Shampoo?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by B-Bob, Jun 7, 2008.

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What is the Shampoo Choice of Kobe Bryant

  1. The Blood of Vanquished Opponents (Robert Horry this year)

    23.3%
  2. Head and Shoulders (Above the Haters)

    13.3%
  3. Gnu Dung (Import)

    13.3%
  4. Herbal Essence (wife's choice)

    30.0%
  5. Kobe Does Not Wash His Hair (stylist recommendation)

    20.0%
  1. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I think it is important to figure out what shampoo Kobe Bryant uses.

    For those of you who don't know, Kobe Bryant is a player for the Los Angeles Lakers.

    There are many rumors about his alleged shampoo use -- please select one from the poll, and perhaps we can figure out this important question!!1!1!
     
  2. sook

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    wtf...is with all these Kobe threads!?!?! IDC ABOUT KOBE!

    goto lakersground.com and you wont see as many threads of Kobe on there!
     
  3. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    sorry, sook. :( I really want to know.
     
  4. TheFreak

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    Not bad.

    I'm going with Prell, the hard stuff. Rip the roots right out.
     
  5. sook

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    Well if you put it that way, yea sure ;)
     
  6. Easy

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    Kobe doesn't use shampoo. He wants to act like he is bald like MJ.
     
  7. david_rocket

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    Who really f***n cares!!! :mad: :mad:
     
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    Dear god you r****ds
     
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    pantene pro-v.

    iono why but i like it. nice bottle shape and it smells pretty good. its not the standard cylindrical bottle. its kinda ovally but the edges are flattened out to help you grip the bottle.

    i think all people, including kobe would like pantene pro-v
     
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    Neutrogena lol
     
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    I liked the 'Head and Shoulders (Above the haters)' choice so I picked it but on second thought, Kobe sometimes goes out of his way to prove the haters wrong so it turns out I voted for the one that is the least likely.

    Kobe really should use some Head and Shoulders though.
     
  12. MadMax

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    I vote for Johnson's Baby Shampoo. No tears. Because champions like Kobe and Chuck Norris never cry. Because they're tough. And they win and stuff.
     
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    I miss his little afro.

    This thread just made my morning a lot better. :)
     
  14. B-Bob

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    :( :( . I guess you could go to one of the Kobe threads that is more interesting? Sorry 'bout my thread.

    I am also sorry I didn't include J&J and also Nuetria (sp)

    BUT, all apologies aside, it is a tight voting race! This is exciting!
     
  15. KingCheetah

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    No Dark and Lovely option ?

    :confused:
     
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    when you live under the dictatorship of a woman, in this case vanessa, You will end up using whatever she is using. I see vanessa using Paul mitchell anti frizz, which uses tea tree to aid in rugged conditions like LA.
     
  17. univac hal

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    I think Kobe is better than Jerry West, Vince Carter and Michael Jordan combined! He whines a lot but is very likeable.. what a great talent

    EDIT: Wrong thread sorry :(
     
    #17 univac hal, Jun 8, 2008
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  18. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    These are interesting comparisons. Jerry West's hair, in particular, was especially lovely. You can kind of lump Wince and Michael in there for free since they didn't have hair -- very clever!
     
  19. sook

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    hahaa
     
  20. david_rocket

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    Ok, sorry, but now, when I see the name of Kobe here, now, I get mad
    Later I saw it was a sarcastic thread, sorry. :D

    I just get carried away!!
     

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