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My single sitch

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Jun 6, 2008.

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  1. LoveRoxHateJazz

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    Why don't you have some cake and eat it too? Seriously, America needs less women looking for that right guy to settle down with.

    You obviously weren't getting any cake, so you bailed.
     
  2. percicles

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    I cut my night short just so I can experience the myspace/drunk text/cab ride drama.

    I best not be disapointed!!!!
     
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    My lord, how I enjoy folks who bear opinions without merit.

    I'm not enjoying my position, yet you seem to revel in it.

    Again, who are you? Is this something you take pleasure in?

    You come across like a douche, so far.
     
  4. LoveRoxHateJazz

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    I agree with this statement. I once declared him ClutchFans Biggest Dumbasshole 2008, then a few members told me I am a rookie, and it wasn't my place to call him out.
     
  5. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Whoever said that to you is an idiot. Your handle alone buys you cred. As for Fatty's situation. Thank god I have never been there. If I actually cared about someone and got gig'd like that... Not good for the confidence. But I am a wuss. With a P
     
  6. Invisible Fan

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    WebMD agrees with the three choices. Dunno about the answer though.


    It doesn't sound like she's a keeper fatty. You're probably the better judge on her honesty than we are...
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'm telling you that right now. The dude has come off as a douche. Please explain why you feel differently.
     
  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    Yep. I know.
     
  9. chow_yun_fat

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    nice way of screwing up a good thing...

    you're not in a relationship so why would you make her choose?

    enjoy it for what it is, if you or her want to further the relationship, let the other person know. ultimatums are weak.
     
  10. Dubious

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    Fatty for years you have posted drunken frat-boy misogyny about the 'place' of women. You seem so jaded by your painful divorce that you assign your ex's qualities to all women. To people who take tall that at face value you come off like an egotistical ass____ , so to see you get some comeuppance is satisfying; like the final scene in Revenge Of The Nerds.

    I happen to think that all that hubris is just a defense mechanism to keep you from feeling that much pain again (pain you anesthetized with alcohol).
    I'm guessing you are really just a sensitive guy who wants to be loved; unconditionally.

    This girl may or may not be the one. But, you could hardly blame her for keeping you at arm's lenght considering the vibe you put out. I think you do it intemtionally so that if she gets through that, you know she won't be leaving you over the stuff that ended your marrige.

    She may or may not see though you, but if she see's potential in you, she probably wants to see you commit to winning her. To do that, you are going to have to risk the pain of rejection, sorry man, but life is painful. I could be wrong about this girl, but most women are all about commitment. It takes commitment for them to raise children, they know they are going to age faster then men so if they want a companion when they get older, they have to get a commited partner when they are younger.

    So if you want this girl you are going to have to put your neck out there; tell her you think she's the one you want live your life with and grow old with and you are not going to give up on this relationship. If you don't want that then just let it play out..and it will. She will pick the guy she thinks is the better long term choice, unless she has a self-destuctive bent, then she will toss the guy she doesn't think she deserves.

    So, quit now= hurt some, go all in and lose= crap loads of pain, go all in an win= a possible end to your pain. Though I just don't see you ever actually trusting anyone enough to really love them unconditionally and that is where the peace of mind comes from.

    Dr. Phil Dubious
     
  11. Spacemoth

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    I've always said that if you wanted to get rid of the overpopulation problems in developing countries, introduce sex and the city to their women.
     
  12. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    What is a "sitch". Please God, don't tell me that's short for situation.
     
  13. AroundTheWorld

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    Please post a picture of the girl, so we can give you better advice. Thanks in advance.
     
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    What's a "duck kit"? Am I just in the dark here?
     
  15. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    LOL, I was thinking the same thing. You never know when it comes to the "Fat b*stard"! :p
     
  16. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I also wondered about that one too.

    So we have "sitch", "duck kit", and "copacetic" as words and terms that need to be defined. It's like Fatty has invented his own language! :D
     
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    QFTW.

    Kudos to Fatty for inventing 2 new words though.

    Good Thread, Will Read again A++++++++++++
     
  18. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Let me take a crack at Fattybonics...

    Sitch - slang for situation
    Duck kit - slang for shaving kit/toothbrush

    I think copacetic actually means everything is fine and dandy.


    DD
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source - Share This
    co·pa·cet·ic or co·pa·set·ic Audio Help (kō'pə-sět'ĭk) Pronunciation Key
    adj. Very satisfactory or acceptable; fine: "You had to be a good judge of what a man was like, and the English was copacetic" (John O'Hara).

    DD is correct. I've no idea where "duck kit" came from. It's what my dad has always called it.
     
  20. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    As soon as everyone reckognizes this fact, I can lower my posting per day average.

    ;)

    DD
     

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