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Friday afternoon story time with MLWEEZY

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Jun 6, 2008.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    This one time in high school I had quiz or test or homework or something that I didn't do. It was due second period.

    I get to school and remember. I'm like "crap" and stuff.

    I go to get the book from my locker and squat down to put it in my backpack. I then farted and proceeded to have a shart and my underwear was brown and smelly.

    I went to my dean of students and told him I crapped my pants. He let me go home to change after some hilarious reaction.

    I took a shower, Googled all the answers to the homework or review sheet or whatever, turned it in when I got back to school.

    It was the greatest poop I ever did take.
     
  2. Royals Ego

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  3. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    wow...just wow
     
  4. Jeremiah

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    Do you share a washer/dryer with your new roommates?
     
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    i don't know...peronally i thought that story stunk and the delivery was ****ty.
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  6. Nice Rollin

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    take two.

     
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    A poop thread. How original.
     
  9. dntrwl

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    sounds like a story that one kid in math named Cody would tell. good ol' Cody. he's probably dead now...
     
  10. moestavern19

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    I thought it was funny.
     
  11. professorjay

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    By 'one time in high school' did you mean yesterday?
     
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    the 7th graders at the afterschool program tell better poop stories than this one...
     
  13. BmwM3

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    That's Jelafied!


    Wait! Did I use that right?
     
  14. TheMountainTop

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    I sharted once in school. then i went to the bathroom and threw my undies in the garbage and used some of those brown paper towels to wipe myself clean and proceeded like nothing had happened.

    Everyone has either pissed in their pants or sharted or had diahreaa at school.

    If you deny it then yousa lie!
     
  15. marks0223

    marks0223 2017 and 2022 World Series Champions
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    And this one time at band camp...

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  16. SwoLy-D

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    Did you go to Sharpstown High School, home of the Apollos... mlwoo? :confused:

    NO, I did NOT ever shart or pee in my pants, TheMountainTop.
     
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    YOUSA LIE!
     

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