Jackie Chiles -- You people and the cheese! The Cleaning Lady -- I wanted the Cashmir! Keith Hernandez -- Who's this chuck? Steinbrenner -- I'm gonna go scalp some tickets. Hmm, owner's box. Wonder what that'll get me. Sue Ellen Mishki -- The Bra-less wonder That mailroom guy who got promoted by Elaine . . . camoflage -- I went out with a woman, I thought she really liked me, and then things cooled off.
I can't believe how many were named. The dry-cleaning guy who gave Jerry's "wife" (Courney Cox) discounts wasn't mentioned I don't think. The guy at the calzone place was okay, when Kramer came in with nothing but pennies. It's those little guys that add something sometimes. You got to have them for the senario to work. I also like Babu and Soup Nazi. Maestro, the cleaning lady, Siddra (my role model) (actually, I like them all, I mean, it's Seinfeld)
What about Julio, the electrician? "Yeah, maybe I'll get to it someday Seinfeld, after I take care of the people who are civil to each other!" The woman who took George to a hotel room and robbed him: "Eight dollars? I wasted my whole day on you for eight dollars?!" Darren, Kramer's intern. Steven Corran, George's intern: "Steven's GPA is a solid 2.5. Not showing off, not falling behind."
Regi and her father -- when George needed to watch the Audrey Hepburn movie for his book club The parents of the ugly baby (can't remember the names) -- "Ya gotta see the BABY!" and the doctor from the lobster episode -- "He's breathtaking"
Steinbrenner - "Can't have the Steinman twiching around!" (Whle wearing Lou Gehrig's pants). Though Puddy and the face paint and the "high five" were pretty good too.
You're my favorite "imaginary" Seinfeld character...just ahead of Buck Naked, the p*rn star. I also liked Steven who disappointed George from pretending to want to be an architect to joining the Van Buren Boys.
Seinfeld trivia: When George took Susan's parents to his imaginary home in the Hamptons, he told them that he had two horses. What were the horses' names? If you get this, you are a Seinfeld trivia master (or mistress).
