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[No Laughing] One tecticle a tad higher then other

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ToyCen428, May 28, 2008.

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  1. DaDakota

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    Tell her you need Mouth to Penis Resuscitation.
     
    #21 DaDakota, May 28, 2008
  2. professorjay

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    It's unlikely you'd be symmetrical, just like you probably hang slightly to the left or right.

    But just to be safe, tell your fiance to suck the poison out.
     
    #22 professorjay, May 28, 2008
  3. v3.0

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    Tell her to check mine for comparison...
     
    #23 v3.0, May 28, 2008
  4. TMac640

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    freaks.


    :p
     
    #24 TMac640, May 28, 2008
  5. Royals Ego

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    When I suck in my gut, only one testicle retracts
     
    #25 Royals Ego, May 28, 2008
  6. KingCheetah

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    Tell Tad to stop playing with your balls.
     
    #26 KingCheetah, May 28, 2008
  7. Rashmon

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    You're going to need some duct tape, binder's twine, and a brick...
     
    #27 Rashmon, May 28, 2008
  8. SwoLy-D

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    I was born without tecticles. :(

    Anyway, doctors recommend rubbing the phallus with hands from a partner, preferably a woman. There is air stuck in the glands that might be taken out, so she will also need to suction some air out of them continuously until you excrete the bubbly liquid stuck in the defrens. <- this is not found on GOOGLE. :eek:
     
    #28 SwoLy-D, May 28, 2008
  9. meggoleggo

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    One time, I had this boyfriend.... He had uneven testicles.... So I kicked him in the lower one to raise it up to the same height as the higher one.... :eek:



    So not true. I wouldn't ever kick a guy in the junk unless I'm in danger.
     
    #29 meggoleggo, May 28, 2008
  10. Rockets2K

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    You guys are all nuts.






















    ;)
     
    #30 Rockets2K, May 28, 2008
  11. HAYJON02

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    Which one hangs lower also determines which side you dress to. If the left is lower then Mr. Winky is gonna rest leftwards too.

    I wonder if me being right handed has any significance? :eek:
     
    #31 HAYJON02, May 28, 2008
  12. Carlos Nice

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    when they're "hanging" they are the same size and length...when they are pushed up into the guts one seems to always pop out more than the other...

    so i guess i fall into the 70% class...majority FTW...
     
    #32 Carlos Nice, May 28, 2008
  13. SirCharlesFan

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    I mean, seriously, were you trying to make a joke when you started this thread? I want to know how the hell you made the connection between having "uneven" testicles and fertility problems.
     
    #33 SirCharlesFan, May 28, 2008
  14. Oski2005

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    A simple google search would have told him it's normal and saved him some grief.
     
    #34 Oski2005, May 28, 2008
  15. BigSherv

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    she may need to suck it back into place :cool:
     
    #35 BigSherv, May 28, 2008
  16. Uprising

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    Chest compressions on the testicles?! No thanks.
     
    #36 Uprising, May 28, 2008
  17. Lil Pun

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    Do yo nuts hang low
    Do they wobble to the flo
    Do they shrivel in the light
    Are they wrinkled, are they old
    Could you throw 'em over ya shoulder
    If in public and be bold
    Do yo nuts hang low
     
    #37 Lil Pun, May 28, 2008
  18. SwoLy-D

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    LOL, Lil Pun. Reminds me of the old man from JACKASS: The Movie. :D
     
    #38 SwoLy-D, May 28, 2008
  19. swilkins

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    Switch hands for a while.

    Jeez. :rolleyes:

    Sincerely,
    1L1H club
     
    #39 swilkins, May 28, 2008
  20. 3814

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    I think the bigger concern is...how many balls has your fiance seen to feel like an expert on the matter?
     
    #40 3814, May 28, 2008
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