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The guy in the cubicle next to me is dying and I want to kill him for it

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RunninRaven, May 27, 2008.

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  1. Jeremiah

    Jeremiah Member

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    Actually, that's pretty good advice. I bought a pair of earplugs last time my wife was sick. You can get them at any Academy or Walmart. Also good if you have to sleep in the same room as a bad snorer.

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    #21 Jeremiah, May 27, 2008
  2. RunninRaven

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    Damn. Headphones. If only I had thought of that. Clearly you are the mental giant that this company really needs. Can I have a resume?

    I also think you have come up with a very realistic comparison too. I often think of my cubicle neighbors as pretty much equivalent to girlfriends. Pretty much the exact same thing, really.

    I want to be just like you dude, because you are so tough you can ignore your girlfriend's coughing. Also, kudos on coming into the thread with a message of tolerance (of coughing, at least) but preceding it by anonymously calling a bunch of random people, whom you will likely never meet, p*****s. Very tolerant of you.
     
    #22 RunninRaven, May 27, 2008
  3. radapharoah

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    Haha…funny stuff… coming from the guy who started a thread asking how to deal with a co-worker coughing…don’t like my replay don’t start a thread asking a stupid question… what would you rather your company do… take on some productivity loss so that coughing doesn’t disturb you???
    Don’t come to work with a Cough??? LOL
     
    #23 radapharoah, May 27, 2008
  4. radapharoah

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    oh yeah and if you want my resume...Ill fwd it...give me your email
     
    #24 radapharoah, May 27, 2008
  5. moestavern19

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    yeah LOL OMG RavenLOL how ****ingLOL dare you pose a questionLOL pertinent to OfficeLOL politics without expecting a reply calling you out like the p***y you areLOL?????????????

    u needz 2 lk STOP h8'n? wen my???? homie radapharoahLOL was trying to eda'cate you wit some real male?????? dominance type shiet.


    LOL????????????????
     
    #25 moestavern19, May 27, 2008
  6. radapharoah

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    wow...do I really come off that way :eek:
     
    #26 radapharoah, May 27, 2008
  7. pugsly8422

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    Annoying Coworker

    This site is awesome....you can send an anonymous email to your coworker. It has done me a lot of good in the past :D The other messages are also very enjoyable to read.

    Pugs
     
    #27 pugsly8422, May 27, 2008
  8. meggoleggo

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    A true masterpiece, moes. Simply awesome.
     
    #28 meggoleggo, May 27, 2008
  9. swilkins

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    Walk up to him and point blank tell the guy that if you get sick, you are going to physically kill him.
     
    #29 swilkins, May 27, 2008
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    Hoooo-leeeee JESUS.

    Is this site for real? I’m tempted to try the email option by sending something to myself first, but I’m afraid my address will be used for other purposes. Have you actually tried it? The text messaging could be equally as fun.
     
    #30 ima_drummer2k, May 27, 2008
  11. pugsly8422

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    I've put it to use a few times, including sending it to myself. Here is what I got from the last one, other than the actual message I typed (I removed that):

    This message has been brought to you by ANNOYINGCOWORKER.COM!

    Visit us at http://www.annoyingcoworker.com and send a discrete message to one of your coworkers today!

    Copyright 2005, All Rights Reserved.


    If you NEVER wish to receive future emails from this site - CLICK HERE

    It's definitely worth it!

    Pugs
     
    #31 pugsly8422, May 27, 2008
  12. RunninRaven

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    Yes. Equally funny stuff...considering you apparently didn't bother to read the opening post closely enough to notice there is not one question mark...not one question posed to anyone, including you. I wasn't asking for advice. The solutions to the problem are pretty obvious. Most people got that and took the thread for what it was, a light-hearted recounting of a common situation that is annoying and sometimes problematic. Most realized that the appropriate response would be something other than to come into the thread and immediately call everyone p*****s. But, clearly you are not like most people. You are special.

    Nicely done, moes. Nicely done.
     
    #32 RunninRaven, May 27, 2008
  13. RunninRaven

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    Interesting...this site is apparently blocked at my work due to "Violence"

    What exactly does it do? Just send anonymous emails to whoever you want?
     
    #33 RunninRaven, May 27, 2008
  14. dream34shake

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    sniffles? pretty much everyone has sniffles from the fall all the way to spring break
     
    #34 dream34shake, May 27, 2008
  15. Invisible Fan

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    Probably includes some reference to euthanasia and an ill placed picture of Hitler.
     
    #35 Invisible Fan, May 27, 2008
  16. Yaozer

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    You should just get him some Nyquil or something.. it'll put him out quick. I wonder.. if you put that in his coffee, will it knock him out?

    Do whatever it takes. Clearly he's jeopardizing your chances of playing some pick up ball with your fellow CF'ers this weekend.
     
    #36 Yaozer, May 27, 2008
  17. Kam

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    ive been couging my lungs up.
     
    #37 Kam, May 27, 2008
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