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I was banned for a couple days, I'm a changed man!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, May 21, 2008.

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  1. rrj_gamz

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    4 tha real...Eh, I use to care, but I don't anymore...it's just been a matter of time before I got up off my lazy arse and did the right thing and end it...She's hispanic and honestly, I'm more afraid of her craziness...she's from the hood...seriously...I don't know how I get myself into things like this...well, I do, but I can't stop... ;)
     
    #21 rrj_gamz, May 21, 2008
  2. tinman

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    you need a perfect mix of beats and rhyme like Eric B and Rakim.
     
    #22 tinman, May 21, 2008
  3. mlwoo

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    Arise chicken, arise.
     
    #23 mlwoo, May 21, 2008
  4. mlwoo

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    Thank you for sharing your story with me. what dumb argument. You were making perfect sense.

    You should tie her up and not let her go anywhere and disable the hang up button on her phone and tape it to her ear and cover her in margarine . . . .. . .


    . . . .man i gotta stop I'm getting excited.
     
    #24 mlwoo, May 21, 2008
  5. no_answer

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    You said what about the 1999ers!!!

    Everyone knows that the 1999ers = 1666ers = devil worshipers! ;)
     
    #25 no_answer, May 21, 2008
  6. mlwoo

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    Actually I didn't even think of that. I thought it was maybe for another post about fried chicken or something. Anyways. Sorry to all the "old balls" I offended. Hope you are having fun logging in from your nursery homes or whatever!!!

    JK!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    #26 mlwoo, May 21, 2008
  7. no_answer

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    Is she from the North Side? If so, OOOY. If she was WHITE OR CHINESE you wouldn't be scared of her? You're so racist! j/k

    The fastest way to get rid of a girl is to......thinking.....thinking.... be ugly. (as in your face)
     
    #27 no_answer, May 21, 2008
  8. mlwoo

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    Tearing up pieces of notebook paper and putting them on your tongue telling them you're on acid and addicted and acting really weird works also.

    Or just change their pet name to "lovehole".
     
    #28 mlwoo, May 21, 2008
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    Zol !! Another knight in shining armor!!!!
     
    #29 jgreen91, May 21, 2008
  10. Invisible Fan

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    I didn't know sex changes took a couple days.
     
    #30 Invisible Fan, May 21, 2008
  11. RocketsMac

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    getting banned is so Jelafied!!11!!1!!1!!

    espezialley wiht soem macalu meeeeatz .. :eek: :rolleyes: :p :confused:
     
    #31 RocketsMac, May 21, 2008
  12. mlwoo

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    No macalu meat, wer i wuz . . . srsly.

    notso JELAFIED!!!!
     
    #32 mlwoo, May 21, 2008
  13. tinman

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    I knew that was the reason you were banned cause i went back on and noticed that your post was deleted.

    That was Clutch treating you like Dream did David Robinson.

    it was an insensitive post (wishing we all get a deadly disease).
    i know you were joking, but that disease kills millions of people, so its not funny.
     
    #33 tinman, May 21, 2008
  14. mlwoo

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    I like what you did there. You took the "Changed man!" and turned into something sexual and funny!

    I like the Invisible Fan.

    GO SPURS GO!!!!!!???? Huh, who said that?

    I have to go change my cat's litter box now.
     
    #34 mlwoo, May 21, 2008
  15. mlwoo

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    I think I do joke about that disease too much. But South Park told me it was funny again so I do it a lot.

    I didn't even remember that post til you said something.

    To all 1999ers: I no longer wish AIDS upon you, simply something cureable and inconvenient like the clap or crabs. ;) ;)
     
    #35 mlwoo, May 21, 2008
  16. JusBleezy

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    I see what you deed thr wth de wrds.

    I'm not so good at it ...... :)
     
    #36 JusBleezy, May 21, 2008
  17. Invisible Fan

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    Not changed enough if you still like the Spurs.
     
    #37 Invisible Fan, May 21, 2008
  18. mlwoo

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    LOLZ!
     
    #38 mlwoo, May 21, 2008
  19. AroundTheWorld

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    Fully agree. I saw the post and instantly thought "ban".
     
    #39 AroundTheWorld, May 21, 2008
  20. macalu

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    i was wondering why my meat had been so dry.
     
    #40 macalu, May 21, 2008
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