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Man Sprays Supermarket Food With Urine

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  1. Jeremiah

    Jeremiah Member

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    Yuk.

    Man sprays supermarket food with urine
    Friday, May 16, 2008

    Two major supermarkets were cordoned off by police today after a man shocked shoppers by spraying urine on the food.

    The raider entered Morrisons in Glevum Way, Gloucester at around 11.20am and fired a "foul-smelling substance" - thought to be urine - on meat, salad and fruit.

    He fled the store and went to Tesco four miles away in Quedgeley, where he again terrified customers and staff by spraying the fluid on produce.

    A 42-year-old man from Gloucester was arrested at the Tesco store on suspicion of causing criminal damage and remains in police custody. One man is thought to be behind both incidents.

    Police do not believe the substance poses a risk to public safety but the shops have been sealed off while Environmental Health officers carry out inspections.

    Staff are waiting in canteens of both stores, which are shut, and witness statements have been taken from several customers who saw the discharge of the liquid.

    A Gloucestershire police spokesman said: "It is alleged that a man was spraying a foul-smelling substance, thought to be urine, on the foodstuffs, including the salad bar, fruits and meat.

    "The device he was using is described as a kind of tube. Clearly this is a very unusual incident. A man has been arrested and a full investigation is under way. We are appealing for any witnesses who have not already contacted us to come forward.

    "The substance is believed to be of no threat to public safety."

    Officers say they have no clues about the motive​
     
  2. Lil Pun

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    The guy sounds like a real cut-up. Funny stuff. :D
     
  5. Lil Pun

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    That's funny? :confused:
     
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    Ain't that a pisser....





    Let the one-liners begin!!!
     
  7. The Real Shady

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    Dude. It's just urine. He's just marking his territory.
     
  8. kpsta

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    Wonder what got him so pissed off...
     
  9. Lil Pun

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    So you like a little urine sprayed on food you may potentially buy? :D
     
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    At least it adds flavor! :D
     
  11. OmegaSupreme

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    not sure, but let this be a not-so-friendly reminder next time you're in the grocery store buying vegetables such as peas.
     
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    The attendant remarked

    "sir, urine a supermarket, not a bathroom."




    Thanks, I'll be here all week.
     
  13. Rocket River

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    He deserves more time than the AIDS guy spitting on the cop

    Rocket River
     
  14. Lil Pun

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    Urine is the new Mrs. Dash.
     
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    The supermarkey workers were like, "We didn't do anything, why are we being held? Lettuce out!"

    The cops were all like, "Until we get statements from everyone to determine whether we keep the suspect in custody, or let the mango, you are all staying put."

    I wonder if the police caught him via a steak out, or a sting operation or something.
     
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    Wish I could spray urine, sounds more like a poison spit than a piss.
     
  17. Nuggets4

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    I laughed.

    Oh come on people, how can you let this go without commenting? This is brilliance!
     
  18. bladeage

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    me put pee-pee in your fruit.
     
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    :D :D
     
  20. RocketRaccoon

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    The man was probably possessed by Zappa's, non-guitar playing, tone-death, no rythym evil twin. :D
     

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