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Is it ok to call your girlfriend McGrady?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kaocsaephan, May 8, 2008.

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  1. cson

    cson Member

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    Does she kind of peter out towards the end?

    Is she overpaid?

    Bad knees?

    Flee Canada for Florida?
     
    #21 cson, May 8, 2008
  2. wreck

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    nice...along with the big mac guy...i actually laughed really loud.
     
    #22 wreck, May 8, 2008
  3. Apollo Creed

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    #23 Apollo Creed, May 8, 2008
  4. IROC it

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    Did she just have shoulder and knee surgeries?
     
    #24 IROC it, May 8, 2008
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    When you can't get it up, does she say "it's on me"?
     
    #25 ima_drummer2k, May 8, 2008
  6. SwoLy-D

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    :mad: I'm hating all ya'll mo' fo's dissing...

    Hey, kaocsaephan, I guess you can if:

    Your girlfriend's playoff teams have ALWAYS been seeded 5-8 in the playoffs, never 1-4,

    Your girlfriend never has had a quality big man to pull double-teams from her during the entire season,

    Your girlfriend averages more points per game during the playoffs, yet she doesn't get any help from you, or...

    Your girlfriend scores 13 points in about 30 seconds.

    THEN Yes, you can call her McGrady. :eek:
     
    #26 SwoLy-D, May 8, 2008
  7. IROC it

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    Does she say, "It takes five, baby?"
     
    #27 IROC it, May 8, 2008
  8. jasonemilio

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    Just don't give your sons ambiguous female names ;)
     
    #28 jasonemilio, May 8, 2008
  9. ucsd

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    does she always got double teamed? or does she like to be ISOed
     
    #29 ucsd, May 8, 2008
  10. meggoleggo

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    WINNER!
     
    #30 meggoleggo, May 8, 2008
  11. Angkor Wat

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    Is it ok for Cuttino to tell his wife to put on a Francis throwback and call her The Franchise?
     
    #31 Angkor Wat, May 8, 2008
  12. kaocsaephan

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    lol Thanks for the advice/laughs.

    Well, we're only 20 so no need to talk about kids.
    That Yao ming joke was good. I think most of these are good. I'll just keep calling her T-Mac...McGrady does seem to go a bit far and might make me opposite of "no homo."
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    On the contrary, she's the best. My #1 =]
     
    #32 kaocsaephan, May 8, 2008
  13. max14

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    LOL I like it
     
    #33 max14, May 8, 2008
  14. Yaozer

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    Does she suck the gravity out of the room sometimes?
     
    #34 Yaozer, May 8, 2008
  15. JD2010

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    was she good in bed before?
    is her sex declining?
    so bad it's not all star level?

    if you were to rate her sex
    would it be 7-21?
     
    #35 JD2010, May 8, 2008
  16. jasonemilio

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    Well, as long as your conscience is ok when you yell out Mcgrady when you reach (you know? ;) )
    And as long as you don't have any thoughts of "imposing your will" on your lover McGrady ;)
     
    #36 jasonemilio, May 8, 2008
  17. Realjad

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    You can on Role Play nights
     
    #37 Realjad, May 8, 2008
  18. ucsd

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    do you guys always fail to carry it to the next level?
     
    #38 ucsd, May 9, 2008
  19. Miguel

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    :eek:
     
    #39 Miguel, May 9, 2008
  20. ClutchCityReturns

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    Is her second cousin an underachiever?
     
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