I was just browsing on this website called awfulplasticsurgery.com and I never realized how many celebrities had breast implants. Now, I'm certainly not naive and I do know that a lot of them do have them, but I was shocked to celebrities on that website that I previously thought were "natural". Are we going to get to the point where more celebs have implants than not soon (assuming we aren't already there)? I was just thinking it is pretty crazy how we (and if feel bad for the women in particular) base our standards of beauty on people who have had surgery, are heavily airbrushed, or some combination of the two. I can't remember if this was posted here or not, but I saved it because I thought it was pretty interesting. How to turn a regular-looking girl into a billboard model: <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iYhCn0jf46U&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iYhCn0jf46U&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
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The digital age will allow us to pretend to be something we're naturally not. /Puts on robe and wizard hat for a 14 hr WoW session.
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Spoiler bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ***** of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't ***** with me b****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? ------------------- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They *****ing charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the *****, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie p*rn you ***** up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Know that whoever is in Hollywood spotlight had some kind of cosmetic work done. I was curious about celebrities that got rhinoplasty. I was shocked to learn that some of beautiful women in Hollywood got them like Halle Berry, Salma Hayek and Beyonce. Whatever rocks their boat.
Ha ha ha! That's great. Here's a few more: Spoiler Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this **** is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. MommyMelissa: What the 'uck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. b****. MommyMelissa: whatever. Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-) DirtyKate: Who are you? Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate: I want everything, baby! Bloodninja: Is this a delivery? DirtyKate: Umm...Yes DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza. Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now. Bloodninja: How did you know? Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate: What the 'uck? DirtyKate: You perverted piece of **** DirtyKate: 'uck
They are fun to look at, but not as much to play with. I read a theory that said the reason that skinnier body types have been becoming more attractive is that you can slap a pair of boobs on them instead of having them be flat chested.
Did anyone else (maybe Franchise3?) besides me see the story on that Brazilian chick that wants to go more than FF in size to break the Guiness Book of World Records? http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/p...ale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1 VIDEO linky: http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/M....jsp?contentId=6479408&version=1&locale=EN-US Doctors in Houston won't do the operation 'cuz it's dangerous. wuss doctors.
I have not seen that, but I do appreciate the link. There is a lot of unintentional humor in that short article. "Hershey said she gets frustrated when people laugh at her. She says this is her dream and she wished people would be more accepting." Lol. In the video: "I just don't like people to look at me and laugh at me."...and she wants to move up in size even more... It also says she is only in Brazil's version of the Guinness Book of World Records...does this mean they weren't big enough to qualify for other countries' record books? According to the video, she did not have any self-esteem until she got her boobs. That is kinda sad. This chick's chest is gonna look like the crypt keeper when she is older and needs to take them out.
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