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Would you buy Steve's TOOTH????

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Jenna, Mar 1, 2000.

  1. Jenna

    Jenna Member

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    I've seen some strange stuff for sale on eBay, but this is too strange, not to mention rather disgusting.

    On eBay right now, you can buy the <a href=http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBaylSAPl.dll?ViewItem&item=269684005>tooth</a> Steve Francis lost in the Denver game when committing that infamous "flagrant" foul on Tariq Abdul-Wahad. (In case the link does not work, it's item #269684005)

    It's got a few days left, but it's already up to $51.00 and the reserve is not yet met. His tooth will come to you in a nice little ring box....

    Excuse me while I puke now....

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    Round One of Malone v. Rodman: Advantage Malone

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  2. TheFreak

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    I hope he remembered to brush that day.
     
  3. heypartner

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    I hear Moochie is selling it. Even with the new contract, he's still compelled to peddle and mooch.
     
  4. MoonDogg

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    I wonder how a person would go about authenticating something like that? DNA? Dental records? Maybe just hold it up to Steve's mouth and see if it fits in the empty space? What's next....Sean Elliot's bad kidney?
     
  5. Ottomaton

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    Im so sorry Moondog, but I ate his kidney with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Slurp.
     
  6. Isabel

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    This is sick. Makes you wonder what the world is coming to.
     
  7. davo

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    Jenna,
    Did you call in to Section 610 last night?
     
  8. LHutz

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    I would! DUKE loves to collect parts of players!!

    I have a lock of Mike Jorden's HAIR, that is porbably my favorite!!!
     
  9. Will

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    So, Hutz . . . Tell us how you got that hair.
     
  10. LHutz

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    DUKE would rather not!!! IT is a very embrassing tale involving a lot of crawling on all fores and being humeliated, and that is AFTER DUKE spend a couple days in the jail (stupid laws, breaking and entering MY ASS, DUKE didnt breake anything!! Door was unlocked!!!!)

    DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF THEFT THEFT THEFT.

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    WHAAAAAAAAAASSSSUPPPPP!??

    DUKE OF TRUTH IS UP UP UP!!!And away
     
  11. Will

    Will Clutch Crew
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    Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk is cheap.

    Show us the hair.
     
  12. rockHEAD

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    Man.... I don't mean to go there... but Duke/LHutz... you went to jail and they entered your @ss???? [​IMG] From what I hear, that's par for the course...

    Crime doesn't pay.

    rockHEAD
     
  13. LHutz

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    Here it is in my SPECIAL hair keeper machine:::

    [​IMG]

    I sure hope that WORKS, DUKE is not much for the HMTL!!

    Darnit that did not work, DUKE SUCKS at HTML!!! !I HATE THIS STUPIED INNERNET!

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  14. Jenna

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    No, I didn't....why??

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  15. coffelt

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    Checked e-bay today to see how the ol' tooth was doing. The highest bid to date is $103.50. However, e-bay pulled the auction because "Rockets Org. Asked us to pull the auction." Oh Well! There goes my chance to own a little bit of Rocket's his-tooth-ry [​IMG]

    Lee
     
  16. heypartner

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    I'm surprised the Rockets had rights to pull that auction. From talking to Jeff Balke about t-shirt designs, I thought the NBA has complete rights over the sale of player merchandise.
     
  17. Isabel

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    Well, thank goodness for that.

    As for the Duke's posts above, surely no one is taking him seriously? And surely none of you believe that he takes himself seriously either... It's just supposed to be our comic relief. Which we could all use in a season like this one. [​IMG]
     
  18. MoonDogg

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    Anybody have any idea who the loser is that was hawking the tooth? Talk about bottom of the barrel.....


    Say, Hutz...looks to me like you caught your old lady sleeping and took the scissors to her locks. Or maybe you took that from her armpit [​IMG]
     
  19. R0ckets03

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    When exactly did Michael have hair?
     
  20. Old School

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    I dunno but they sit in the front row, seat 10 according to the ticket in the photo. Loser is a good word for that person.

    Old School
     

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