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Carl Landry/Chuck Norris toughness comments

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by sparky, Apr 28, 2008.

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  1. sparky

    sparky Member

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    There are a million of these but here are few of my favs applied to Carl:

    Superman wears Carl Landry pajamas to bed.

    Carl Landry doesn't sleep, he waits.

    Carl Landry is Helen Keller's favorite color.

    It is a well known fact that Carl Landry's tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries.
     
    #1 sparky, Apr 28, 2008
  2. Nice Rollin

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    fail :rolleyes:
     
    #2 Nice Rollin, Apr 28, 2008
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    The only thing stopping Carl Landry from jumping through the gym is the weight of his balls.
     
    #3 RokitFan, Apr 28, 2008
  4. RiceDaddy7

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :)
     
    #4 RiceDaddy7, Apr 28, 2008
  5. azoghbi

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    that fad was pronounced dead long long ago. unless you can somehow think of one's that are completely new, refreshing, and relevant to the rockets, be my guest. otherwise, gonna have to agree with nice rollin.
     
    #5 azoghbi, Apr 28, 2008
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    This made my day!
     
    #6 MayoRocket, Apr 28, 2008
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    OMG HEEEEE LLLLLaaarrrrryyyyyyyy IIIIIISSSSSSS
     
    #7 joliver325, Apr 28, 2008
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    Landry.......Nuff Said
     
    #8 joliver325, Apr 28, 2008
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    your gay
     
    #9 neobomb, Apr 28, 2008
  10. Hayesfan

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    fixed
     
    #10 Hayesfan, Apr 28, 2008
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