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Carl Landry/Chuck Norris toughness comments

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by sparky, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. sparky

    sparky Member

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    There are a million of these but here are few of my favs applied to Carl:

    Superman wears Carl Landry pajamas to bed.

    Carl Landry doesn't sleep, he waits.

    Carl Landry is Helen Keller's favorite color.

    It is a well known fact that Carl Landry's tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries.
     
  2. Nice Rollin

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  3. RokitFan

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    The only thing stopping Carl Landry from jumping through the gym is the weight of his balls.
     
  4. RiceDaddy7

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :)
     
  5. azoghbi

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    that fad was pronounced dead long long ago. unless you can somehow think of one's that are completely new, refreshing, and relevant to the rockets, be my guest. otherwise, gonna have to agree with nice rollin.
     
  6. MayoRocket

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    This made my day!
     
  7. joliver325

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    OMG HEEEEE LLLLLaaarrrrryyyyyyyy IIIIIISSSSSSS
     
  8. joliver325

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    Landry.......Nuff Said
     
  9. neobomb

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    your gay
     
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    fixed
     

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