1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Enron - Get Lay-ed Caption Game

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, Feb 12, 2002.

Page 1 of 2
  1. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    22,412
    Likes Received:
    362
    Let the games begin.

    <img src="http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/02/02/12/layoath.jpg">
     
    #1 Jeff, Feb 12, 2002
  2. deepellumrocket

    deepellumrocket Member

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2001
    Messages:
    1,347
    Likes Received:
    4
    Thank you sir, may I have another?
     
    #2 deepellumrocket, Feb 12, 2002
  3. Band Geek Mobster

    Band Geek Mobster Member

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2000
    Messages:
    6,019
    Likes Received:
    17
    Go Coogs!
     
    #3 Band Geek Mobster, Feb 12, 2002
  4. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

    DiSeAsEd MoNkEy Member

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2001
    Messages:
    1,587
    Likes Received:
    1
    i pee'd my pants, yes i did.
     
    #4 DiSeAsEd MoNkEy, Feb 13, 2002
  5. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 1999
    Messages:
    39,003
    Likes Received:
    3,641
    "Raise Your Hand if your sure!"
     
    #5 moestavern19, Feb 13, 2002
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2002
  6. MoonDogg

    MoonDogg Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 1999
    Messages:
    5,167
    Likes Received:
    495
    OHH OHHH....Mr Kotter...
     
    #6 MoonDogg, Feb 13, 2002
  7. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 1999
    Messages:
    46,649
    Likes Received:
    33,665
    "Your", moe.
     
    #7 Dr of Dunk, Feb 13, 2002
  8. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 1999
    Messages:
    39,003
    Likes Received:
    3,641
    :(
     
    #8 moestavern19, Feb 13, 2002
  9. outlaw

    outlaw Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    4,496
    Likes Received:
    3
    [​IMG]

    Daniel von Bargen should play Ken Lay in the movie. He was Mr. Kruger on Seinfeld and was on Malcolm in the Middle.
     
    #9 outlaw, Feb 13, 2002
  10. Hottoddie

    Hottoddie Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2000
    Messages:
    3,075
    Likes Received:
    15
    After spending just over an hour chastising Lay over the Enron fiasco & repeatedly telling him that he could lower his hand, lawmakers discovered that, what they thought was the real Ken Lay, was nothing more than a cardboard cutout. Lawmakers immediately suspended all hearings for the day & left the room with an embarassed look on their faces.

    One Senator, speaking on condition of anonymity, when asked what tipped them off replied, "When we didn't receive our usual political contribution after an hour of stalling.....err, uh, I mean questioning, we just knew something wasn't right."
     
    #10 Hottoddie, Feb 13, 2002
  11. mfclark

    mfclark Member

    Joined:
    Mar 15, 2001
    Messages:
    2,440
    Likes Received:
    0
    Not exactly related to the caption, but has anyone ever noticed that Enron is very similar to Error?

    Error
    Er|ror|

    Just add two simple little lines (the | above), and you have Enron from Error. Coincidence? Who knows. Maybe I was just bored and looking into too much, lol...
     
    #11 mfclark, Feb 13, 2002
  12. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    18,452
    Likes Received:
    119
    "Wanna smell my armpit, Senator?"
     
    #12 RocketMan Tex, Feb 13, 2002
  13. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 1999
    Messages:
    29,969
    Likes Received:
    8,053
    "Yes. I'd like to know if this water came from PG&E before I answer the next question."
     
    #13 PhiSlammaJamma, Feb 13, 2002
  14. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 1999
    Messages:
    29,969
    Likes Received:
    8,053
    Today Mr. Messy and Mr. Jelly cross examined Mr. Lay, the newest and most unscrupulous of the Mr. Men characters.
     
    #14 PhiSlammaJamma, Feb 13, 2002
  15. Puedlfor

    Puedlfor Member

    Joined:
    May 30, 2000
    Messages:
    5,973
    Likes Received:
    21
    "Now class, who here can tell us exactly what the 5th Amendment is?"
     
    #15 Puedlfor, Feb 13, 2002
  16. Master Baiter

    Master Baiter Member

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2001
    Messages:
    9,608
    Likes Received:
    1,376
    High fives for everyone who likes to screw people out of money!
     
    #16 Master Baiter, Feb 13, 2002
  17. Rocket River

    Rocket River Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 1999
    Messages:
    65,402
    Likes Received:
    33,118
    "Senator, . . .I prefer to be call Ken LAY THE WOOD to my employees and the community .

    Rocket Rocket
    to qoute Cartman
    "I hate those guys"
     
    #17 Rocket River, Feb 13, 2002
  18. Timing

    Timing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2000
    Messages:
    5,308
    Likes Received:
    1
    "I am not a crook!"
     
    #18 Timing, Feb 13, 2002
  19. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    48,984
    Likes Received:
    1,445
    "How many of you have given well over a million dollars to the Bushies?"
     
    #19 Rocketman95, Feb 13, 2002
  20. IVFL

    IVFL Member

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2001
    Messages:
    1,418
    Likes Received:
    545
    lay telling the court how many millions he was "down" to
     
    #20 IVFL, Feb 13, 2002
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page