Female Roommates

Just get a dog. They'll always be happy to see you and won't talk nearly as much.

 

I didn't know you could shag your roommates. Isn't it against the law?

 

My greatest fantasy: See Three's Company

My greatest hero: See Jack Tripper

 

Female roommates (not live in girlfriends) are great. Casual sex and they bring other girl friends over for increased chances of casual sex.

The best part is when they start their b**** sessions you can just leave or go to your room guilt free. When it's a live in girlfriend you have to sit there and listen to it otherwise your insensitive and you'll just get it twice as bad later....

 

I had a female roommate a couple of years ago. I was there about 6 months. She b****ed and complained about everything and everyone. Unfortunately I was her sounding board most of the time. We never had sex, but once she did tell me she was really horny. But by that point listening to her complain 24/7, I had lost all interest in hitting it. She was sooooo hot too.

I screwed up...

 

I had a female roommate once but she kept on bringing random dudes back to our place. I could never get any sleep cuz of all the ruckuss and then the dudes would drink my beer. I finally had to start cleaning my guns in the living room, in plain sight everytime I knew she was coming back with a date. That freaked them out sufficiently enough that at least I could get some sleep and my beer was intact. Oh and the female roommate didn't even sleep with me.

Female roommates are terrible.

 

Nice, though I would've long flipped off if random dudes start eating/drinking my stuff.

 

Yes. Yes, you did.

 

Depends.. if you can teach em to do tricks and stuff and win some competitions

 

I use to live with my manager and hostess of a resturant/bar we all worked at. Me, bartender.

It was cool. Never had to cook and clean (just my room) but was forever hanging pictures, taking out the trash and jump starting cars.

 

I wouldn't find out until the next morning when they were gone. And since she was such a ho, she'd never brought home the same guy twice.

 

*Cue the music when pac-man gets killed*

 

He actually didn't screw at all.

 

Preach on brotha...Preach on...

Uh, that's an understatement...Don't be such a girl and suck it up next time...C'mon, do it for me...oh wait... Note to you, next time a girl tells you she's h*rny, just hit it...ask questions later...

 

smh I could never be that angry.

 

........fail.........

 

My room mate used to be a lisbo until she got the taste of my slippery hard tongue. Now she's a 100% woman.