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Why Couldn't Steve Sanders Get Laid?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Baqui99, Apr 16, 2008.

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  1. Baqui99

    Baqui99 Member

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    With all the sluts on 90210, why was he always getting owned? Look, you had Brandon Walsh who was banging everything in sight, including Kelly, Lucinda, etc. Then there was David who got a ton of ass once he and Donna split. And of course Dylan was screwing a different girl every night.

    The only guy who couldn't get laid on the show was Steve. Was he that much of a douchebag? You'd think that some sluts would hook up with him since his mom was famous. Not only that, but he drove a Vette in high school, which should have scored him some 'tang. Instead he kept making a total ass of himself, as every girls he liked went for someone else.

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  2. Lil Pun

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    Well he did marry a Playboy Playmate in real life so I have a hard time feeling sorry for ole Stevie.
     
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    Well, he had his chance with his mom's #1 fan: Scott Scanlan - too bad he shot himself.
     
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    Why are you doing this? Are you Evil?
     
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    Because his name is Ian.
     
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    Have you been watching crash and burn with Valerie in reruns over the past 2 weeks?
     
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    Hang on a sec. I quit watching the show once they all somehow ended up at fictional California University(along with the Saved By the Bell crew of all people), but didn't Steve eventually hook up with the characters played by Kathleen Robertson and Lindsey Price. Those are two fine-looking women.

    Not to mention he'd been with Kelly before the show began.
     
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    cuz u gotta be more of a prick to get the chicks
     
  9. Baqui99

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    Indeed. He is getting owned by Valerie. Funny stuff.

    He got like sloppy thirds of Claire after Walsh, Silver, and a host of other dudes already got a piece of her. By that time, banging Claire was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. And he was still being a little beetch about his breakup with Kelly, as he begged her to get back together.
     
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    I was just about to mention the 90210 spinoff. The article I read mentioned Kelly being part of it (a la Screech on SBTB: The New Class).

    I find it hard to believe with his wealth and being in a frat, Sanders didn't get laid.
     
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    Steve-o looked for love in all the wrong places.
     
  13. Jeremiah

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    I can't say why he couldn't score on the show. He was the richest guy there, and that's saying a lot in Beverly Hills. Maybe him being a prick in real life had something to do with the writers making him a monk on the show...

    I met Steve in Vegas once. First off- he's short. 5' 5" would be stretching it. However, I've known guys that height that were pimps, so I guess that's not a huge handicap, although I know that most women would list 'tall' as an attractive feature.

    He's also a douchebag. And not in the ******* who picks up women sort of way. He's just lame. I was hanging out with him at the bar in a club, and women were coming up to him, and he managed to turn them all away somehow. Not sure how that happened. He eventually ticked me off and I left.
     
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    hahahah yeah tall is definitely an attractive feature for men. i showed my friend a picture of this dude that was 6'5. At first she was like hes not bad, hes cute. Then i said, oh and hes 6'5. She now goes: OMG HES SO HOT!
     
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    whats going on?
     
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    Back in the early 90's remember him being a celeb guest in the Foley's Thanksgiving Parade ...with Sara Gilbert (meh) and Cathy Dennis (yeh)

    All my friends are tall to very tall. When we go out they definitely get approached off height alone. Being a terrible wingman, when girls would try to go through me to them I'd resent it sometimes being butthurt and jealous, instead of using it to my advantage. So can see how people like lil' Steve developed the doucheness :eek:
     

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