damnit why does this **** always happen to the rockets? who on the rockets organization pissed off the basketball gods this much? This is completely bull****. First that bull**** season with yao and tmac both hurt and us only getting ****ing shane battier to show for it... then this bull**** season where yao is out for the season and now rafer is out for the begining of the playoffs. I am beyond pissed right now.
To all the j*zz players, fans, management, team employees, 3rd party vendors, the pilot flying their plane, the baggage handlers offloading their luggage: CHOKE ON YOUR OWN EXCREMENT
All I can say is that I hate Jerry Sloan for the dirty playing, flopping, whining b**** that he was as a player and I hate every damn one of the Stockton-Hornacek-Kirilenko-Harpring b****-let clones he has spawned since being a coach. I hate their smug Utah Our-only-pro-sports-team fans and if the earth were to open and swallow the whole mess up I would only want to be there so I could piss down the hole after them.
And the stupid nickname... Utah JAZZ... JAZZ?!?! In Utah?! When they moved the team from New Orleans the ignorant bastards didn't even have the snap to change the name... Jazz in Utah is about as relevant as all six of the black people who live in the whole damn state. They wouldn't know jazz if it was stuck up their ass and set on fire. Jazz... sheesh At least they could have changed the name to something more suited for them: the Foreskins... or the Hemhoroids... Dumb asses...
I so freakin much hate the Jass!!! The only thing that keeps my head up it the fact that they've never won it all.....
This is probably the best thread I've ever seen. So let me start off by saying, I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T STAND OKUR, BOOZER, KIRELKENO, KORVER, AND MOST OF ALL.....MATT HARPRING!!!! I ALSO HATE THEIR DUMBASS NICKNAMES, SUCH AS "MEMO" AND "AK47".
teams I hate most 1. Jazz 2. Mavs (They used to be my No.1) 3. Celtics (They get too many the superstar calls) players I hate most 1. Terry (Mavs) 2. Stackhouse (Mavs) 3. Harpring (Jazz)
Seriously they need to have their name stripped from them. It's a blatant lie, when was the last time anyone from the state of Utah had any component of the rhythm and groove needed to participate in jazz? They might as well have called themselves the Utah Beach, the Utah Palm Trees, or the Utah College Graduates, as in "Things we wish we had in Utah but will have to wait for Hell to freeze over to receive." Actually, the most appropriate name for them would be the Utah Buttgrease, as in the glops of WD-40 they wipe all over their rears in a highly suspect pre-game ritual to help them slide for miles when it comes time to flop to the ground.
Nice list. I would switch the Lakers for the Celtics on my list and Derek Fisher ranks high on my most hated players.
I haven't posted in what seems like years, but I hate the Jazz enough to actually do so. Screw you Karl Malone and John Stockton!!
Do we say that the Jazz are our "Arch" rivals? Given our playoff history in the past 15 years and the definite animosity..I would say yes.. Here's how I would rank them as of now...my main criteria being the history of intense playoff battles which is where rivalries are built: 1. Jazz 2. Lakers-not so much recently but thinking back to the battles in the 80s and the Lakers being the Lakers 3. Suns-classic 90s battles 4. Spurs 5. Mavs I hope we kick some Weak Lake A**...
There's two teams I hate... hate hate hate... Jazz & Braves. When the Rockets play the Jazz everyone one needs to chant "we hate the jazz". Okay, do it.
