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The OFFICIAL "I hate the Jazz" thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by A-Train, Feb 4, 2002.

  1. Bassem

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    Number one your team name doesn't even make sense. Jazz in Utah? That's just the start.

    I hate every player on that team except for Deron Williams, and even he is on the borderline.

    Okur is a fat turk. Kirilenko has down syndrome. Harpring is playing the wrong sport, tackling other players and no foul gets called. I can't see Boozer's eyes through those eyebrows.

    Bunch of dirty floppers.
     
  2. acerockets

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    I I HATE THE UTAH JAZZ :mad: :mad: :mad: they are the biggest waste of a basketball team Vancouver should have a basketball team not utah or some little city in the middl of nowhere deserves an nba team more
     
  3. JunkyardDwg

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    Do you hate it more than this...

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  4. stipendlax

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    Hate is such a strong word, but do I hate the Jazz. All of them. Not a single person gets my respect.

    Korver. I hate him.
    Okur. I hate him.
    Boozer. I hate him.
    Williams. I hate him.
    Kirlienko (or however you spell his stupid name). I hate him.


    I hate you, Jazz.

    Thank you.
     
  5. mic

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    Count me in. Jazz fans are the worst.
     
  6. jtotheb

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    Best. Thread. Ever.
     
  7. Harrisment

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    I hate them so much it makes my sphincter hurt! :mad: :mad: :mad:

    Especially AK Cry-A-Lenko
     
  8. sook

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    guys...at least we'll rest assure they wont ever win a title...they say bull about TMAC not winning a playoff series but that old nutsack sloan has gone to the finals and always lost, god punishes the mormons by having them do good and lose when it really counts :cool:
     
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    Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhit.
     
  10. Little_Scott

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    I hate the Jazz and the dumbass mountains in their logo (back in the day AND now!).

    Stupid freakin combination.

    And I forever will hate that time clock guy.
    And I definitely hate Homocek's hand-wipe before every free throw.

    I still hate Karla Malone. I hate Greg Ostertag. I hate Benjamin Benoit. I hate Felton Spencer and Mark Eaton. I hate Bryon Russell.

    I hate the ugly green seats in their arena. And I hate the stupid names their arena always has.

    I hate AK. I bet he uses his one free pass on some dude.
    I freakin hate having to hear the Jazzhole announcers on NBATV last night screaming "Memo, Money! (*he misses) No, not this time."

    I definitely despise Harpring, and Millsap is getting there.

    My perfect playoffs would be taking out the Jazz, Game 7, at their place.
     
  11. stipendlax

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    Oh, and Harpring... please don't get me started on this a-hole.

    UGH!

    3 things are guaranteed in life:

    Death, Taxes, and my hatred towards the Jazz.
     
  12. Hayesfan

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    No offense taken. It's perhaps learning about the history behind the hated Jazz that started my dislike, but the current players just make me want to take Deke's elbow to someone's head.

    They are getting to be like my hatred for Louisville or Duke. (which is saying a lot!!)
     
  13. lexled

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    Its astounding how the Utah franchise acquires and develops the most annoying despisable players year after year. My hatred for them began in 85 when they beat us in the first round, Dantley, Thurl Bailey, Griffith and most especially Billy Paultz aka The Whopper when he killed us after Dream jacked him in the face in game 5 (even though the Whop was once a Rocket, he became a traitor on this day) Then we had the Malone Stockton era with all those jackazzes like Antoine Carr, washed up Tom Chambers and Osterfat, now this new cast of characters to give us problems.

    Utah needs to pay...they need to pay for 1985, 1997 & 2007, they must go down, I know were going to end up playing them.
     
  14. stipendlax

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    Also, I know Battier is a nice guy and all, but something about this line bothers me:

    "Good lord, they're a really good home team."

    Again, I know you're a nice guy, but please, save the compliments...
     
  15. sook

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    LOL...it seems we're becoming a rivalry...except we've actually won a title..or 2 :)
     
  16. Sean Reynolds

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    I love the Utah Jazz!

    :)
     
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    Ban him!
     
  18. peleincubus

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    ill be one depressed dude for a couple days if the rockets lose to the mormons again
     
  19. IROC it

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    Blades of Glory: Jazz Edition
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  20. flamingdts

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    Wait, Utah is a city?? I thought it was a town weeks ago?? Nobody told me....

    O well I guess Utown Jazz bribe refs for a living, i dun blame em.
     

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