Popeye is due in about now, right after the 10 pm news. What is Newlin's regular daytime gig? Mango [This message has been edited by Mango (edited February 23, 2000).]
Francis3 is Kenyon Martin and he really wants to play in Houston... really, really badly. TheFreak is Dennis Rodman (hence the nick). His ability to aggravate officials (ie, BBS ops) is well-known and knows no bounds. SmeggySmeg is Cuttino Mobley's mother. We love your son, Mrs. Mobley, and it really is nice to see that he has finally locked onto the goal with his jacked-up radar. Now could you tell him not to slobber on the camera when he screams, "They stoleded it!!". And also, quite to his chagrin, his first step wouldn't be the most explosive if you strapped dynamite to his leg and lit it. Oh... and trade him. (Yeah Smeg... I got yer Shandon right here baby). LOL! Heypartner is an escaped patient from a mental assylum for former basketball coaches. Either that or Red Auerbach after a lobotomy returned to haunt us. He watches player toe movements to gain an understanding of plays down to the fungus level and expects someone to respond to his jokes. What jokes? Oh and ?!?!?%!!!!!?!?!?!!!! Popeye is a former or current basketball beat writer or feature writer. You can tell because he takes 14 paragraphs to say "he's a good player". Gotta fill that whole left side of the page up ya know. (You know you rawk Pops!) BobFinn* is Captain Kangaroo or Ed McMahon. I know, they're not Rockets, so I won't go any further -- I just thought I'd point that out. Well, ok, I will go a bit further... any record he sets will forever be disputed and tainted by that freakin' asterisk. Maybe it's his tribute to the Rockets' 2 championships because as we all know, if Jordan had been around... Rocketsfan34... interesting here... I don't think he's a Rocket. I just think he hangs out at malls too damn much. Get the hell inside the house and do your homework!!! It's kids like you that hang out all day at malls that has old farts like heypartner screaming you can't spell, only talk about trades, use excessive punk....chewayshun, and diagramming basketball plays for fun. Jenna is... cool. (She's friends with Karl Malone, what am I supposed to say? Like I want a knee to the groin or an elbow in my face). LHutz is... not for real. I...am your father, Luke. Man, I need sleep. ------------------ trade them all and fire the coach. [This message has been edited by Dr of Dunk (edited February 23, 2000).]
ALL THESE PEOPLE, AND NOTHING ABOUT ME???????????????????????????????? I'M SHOCKED! by the way, i'm really CHARLES JONES. AKA THE LEGEND!
I think heypartner (aka Flash) is Rudy T's son!!!!!! That would explain him studying and diagraming (using Flash) the plays the Rockets use!!!! Smeggysmeg- a rocket scout in australia (doing a hell of a job I might add seeing as there are no australian players currently in the NBA) rockHead-Jim Foley's son. nuff said surfguy-afraid of thunderstorms. LOL DrofDunk-ex-Rockets statistician who was fired when Les bought the team. popeye-Dale Robertson!!!!!
BobFinn : http://www.nba.com/playerfile/luc_longley.html ------------------ trade them all and fire the coach.
ooops, my bad. Good job with that Antsey (4 inch verticle jump) guy smeg. Hey, at least Luc has good taste in music (Clapton) [This message has been edited by BobFinn* (edited February 24, 2000).]
I think LHutz is.....(God help me)...Hakeem Olajuwon. Okay, maybe not, but that would certainly explain the bad spelling and grammar. ------------------ Proud Cheerleader 'til we move to New Orleans 302
Lynus302, That is an attempt at a very low blow. ------------------ I have a dream.........his name's Hakeem.
I confess; while I am NOT a high ranking official in the Houston Rockets organization, I do have access to highly confidential FBI files of a paranormal nature. ------------------ The truth is out there.
OK, you guys got me. I don't work for the Rockets, but I used to play for them. My nickname is the same as a fast-food burger. Here's a picture of me stuffing that lunkhead Larry Bird: Here's another picture of me when I used to play for the old ABA New York Nets with Dr. J, before I joined the Rockets: Can you guess my real name? ------------------ Bring It!!
You'll rue the day you called me out Mr. Administrator! I cannnot tell a lie: I'm Chuck Nevitt. I currently clean ceiling fan blades and have discounts for Rockets fans. Shawn Bradley sucks!!!
The boss told me to answer this one, because he is in a meeting all morning. Boss said: "Just say hello and post something." ( Hello. SOMETHING.) Boss said: "Write what you want, but they can't know who I am. Tell them, I work for the government. It's top secret. So, if I tell anyone I'll have to kill them." (He wouldn't hurt a fly.) Boss said: "DaleRobertson!!!!!!! Dale-frigging-Robertson !!!!!!! I can't be him ... because I know something about sports. He couldn't carry my jock strap. I know he can't, because he asked if he could one time, and when I let him, he dropped the damn thing!!!!!" (He gets all fired up when it comes to the Rockets. Just like you guys. Or girls.) Boss said: "Yep that's me. Long winded and I take forever to say something." (Whoever said it is right about him in that respect. He does get carried away sometimes. But he also does take his time to say nice things about people. He's a good boss. Don't tell him I said that.) That was fun.
Whoever is working for popeye should register for this BBS, because whoever he/she is, they're way better than their boss at posting
I'm Clutch the Bear... don't you love it when I ride in on my motorcycle or play silly games with the crowd... How about when I come out as AirClutch? Oh man, I crack myself up. rockHEAD/Clutch the Bear
No Worries...I got called for a freaking FLAGRANT!! ------------------ Bring It!! [This message has been edited by RocketMan Tex (edited February 24, 2000).]
Can I say that I after I read Dr of Dunks' post...I spit up my KoolAid directly on the feet of the Jazzhole fan that was right here bothering me!!!! (And he's not kidding!!) <---Jazzfan! OH BABY! I love it! ------------------ Live Rocketball. Breathe Rocketball. Die with Rocketball.
