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"This League."

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TheFreak, Feb 25, 2000.

  1. Lobo

    Lobo Member

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    It gives me hives when I hear people say "data is" or "media is". For the love of mother, they're plurals!
     
  2. heypartner

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    Well, Lobo, you're not "hearing" anyone say "data is" or "media is" on "This BBS" unless you have some clutch upgrade that I don't. And the only people I ever hear say "data are" watch way too much Star Trek and can never get a date because of their fateful flaw of hiding behind cynism and reciting trite tales of pet peeves, one of which is bound to be a girls' death peg that leaves them wondering why girls seem to forget that they have previous engagements..."Wow, look at the time. I've gotta to meet my roommate. Bye."
     
  3. Mango

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    Resistance is futile. Heypartner will be assimilated.

    Mango
     
  4. TheFreak

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    How bout when one says "I could care less". That's not really saying much. At what point did it go from "I couldn't care less" to "I could care less"? "I really could care less if I make it in this league".
     
  5. Sherlock

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    I was wondering what there would be left for us on this BBS to talk about once the trading deadline in this league that the Rockets play in had passed.

    is that better ...
     
  6. Achebe

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    i'm ecstatic... upon further reflection, I realized what 'same difference' means...
     
  7. BobFinn*

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    A few more "oxymorons" courtesy of George Carlin [​IMG]




    mandatory options

    mutual differences

    nondairy creamer

    open secret

    resident alien

    silent alarm

    sports sedan

    wireless cable

    mercy killing

    lethal assistance [Contra aid]

    business ethics

    friendly fire

    genuine veneer

    full-time day care

    death benefits

    holy war

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    If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?--Steven Wright

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  8. IROC it

    IROC it Member

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    Oxymorons:

    Military Intelligence

    Jumbo Shrimp

    Wrongly Named:

    Driveway (people park there)

    Parkway (people drive there)

    Apartment (yet so close together)

    Redundancies:

    Difference of Opinion

    Set of Twins

    Pair of Shoes
     
  9. popeye

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    I mean what about these two things:

    1. When someone refers to the "Ken Griffeys" out there. Or how about all the "would be Jordan's". Don't ya just love it when they say: " ..... and ya take yer Wilt's, yer Majic's, and yer Gretzky's, and ya jess can't find a replacement. Yer know?" Then what the hell planet have they been living on? Like, just when did all these guys have clones????

    2. We send something to someone. But .... if we send it by truck it is called shipped. If it is sent by ship it is trucked. If it is sent by boxcar it is freight. If it goes by mail it is boxed.
    I mean I may be stupid, but why confuse the issue? I mean did the guys who make this up just swish a bunch of names around in a barrel and pull one out and say "Gee, that sounds like it doesn't fit, let's really screw them up and call it that."

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Houston Rocks

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  11. Redglare

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    This reminds me of the misuse of "we" by crazed fans who obviously have identity issues...

    "We really sucked last night!"
    (referring to a Rockets loss)

    Come on, EVERYONE knows SOMEONE who does this. Don't you just want to ask "since when did you join the Rockets?"
     
  12. Rocket Fan

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    rocketglare everyone always gets me for the we thing. until i explain to them that i coach the team
     

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