I work on the fourteenth floor of a very nice buliding int the Memorial area. Everyone that works on my floor has a very good job and dresses nice to work. So how does a big smear of human feces wind up on the back of the toilet seat? It spread from the back of the seat, into the bowl wall, then down into the water. This is not the first time I've seen this in the same toilet, but it is definitely the worst. How does one tilt their ass and shoot crap all over the side of a toilet? It is stupid. POOOPOOOOPPPOOOOOOOOO
During marching band, I found a huge dump in the sink. My friends and I were all wondering how it could have gotten there. Someone either A. had to physically crap and move that crap there or B. crapped right onto the sink
No, it was during a competition... But one time at band camp, a girl stuck a flute up her... nevermind.
Stooping on the toilet seat? lol It's one of those moments where you think. How the hell is this possible? Even the most rational explanation is hard to believe.
It looked more like they were leaning over and clutching their legs because it hurt or something. They kept on leaning and when it came it out, it spackled the back of the toilet bowl and the seat. The toilet was flushed though. So the inside of the toilet bowl was even grosser than I saw it right after the dump.
"Who dookied on the back of the toilet seat...mmmkay? Oh...you think that's funny...do you? How would you like it if someone came over to your house and dookied all up and down the back of your toilet seat? Misfiring dookie is bad...mmmkay. How is this even possible? Are you people dookie-ing out of your mouths again? Shame on all of you....mmmkay." - Mr. Mackey
In alot of Asian countries they have something called a squat toilet. Basically it looks like a hole in the ground you squat on and relieve yourself. Thus what I think what happened in your case, is the person squatted on the American toilet like it was an Asian squat toilet. Since they squat on the toilet they are much closer toward the back of the toilet seat, and thus they might have left marks on the back of the toilet. Like this:
You dont know how its possible? I guess you never read about Ryans Macaroni and Beef: http://www.thewvsr.com/ryans.htm
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