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The Fat Cactus opens his mouth again

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by WhoMikeJames, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. KingCheetah

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    A silly little tongue-in-cheek joke from Shaq has caused the crybaby squad to enter full wail.
     
  2. tigermission1

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    I thought it was pretty obvious from the Dwight Howard slam. Shaq and Dwight are very close/tight and Shaq likes the kid. Besides, it was so over the top that he had to be joking.

    You can slam Shaq for the Quinn/Davis smack, but not for this one...
     
  3. RoxSqaud

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    Somebody must have told him he cant shoot freethrows and he got pissed of and made hiself feel better
     
  4. WildSweet&Cool

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    ummm....

    so...

    how many slam dunk contests has Shaq won?
     
  5. Tree-Mac

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    You remind me of the thread I put earlier about there should be a Playoff MVP. I think it's so unfair for Kobe. People who keeps using the 3 MVP's Shaq won to defend him as being better than Kobe surely did not watch those playoff series!
     
  6. Tree-Mac

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    I don't find Shaq's jokes funny. The Big Aristotle?! WTF? Did he even graduate college? Or did they graduate him? :confused:
     
  7. Prometheus

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    My apologies. "site:clutchfans.net (insert item here)"

    example
     
  8. Tom Bombadillo

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    Obviously, but great bigs command championships, great guards do not.....
     
  9. Tom Bombadillo

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    Well thats because Yao is freakin unstoppable!!!!!!
     
  10. Easy

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    What great bigs did Michael Jordan have?
     
  11. snappyd

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    Agree 100%

    With that said, all the media attention around the league and the players these days doesn't help. They're not jsut basketball players anymore, they're celebrities.

    It's all pretty sad really.
     
  12. lakaluva

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    The truth of the matter is Shaq has always been this way. We dealt with his fat lazy azz for years. He was the real reason for destroying our dynasty in LA. He demanded Nick Van Exel be traded. He demanded the team bring in guys like J.R. Reed :confused:, He kept division amongst the team by creating a rift between Kobe and himself. And finally he tells the Owner of the team to "GIVE ME MY FUCCEN EXTENSION." His fat azz is a cancer and will never be happy. I am so glad that his azz will crash and burn in Phoenix.
     
  13. Alvin Choo

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    what is the big/fat cactus.

    I have google it for the past 15 minutes, and all i get is real big cactus.
     
  14. Dave_78

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    Shaq's newest nickname is the Big Cactus.
     
  15. Bandwagoner

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    "fat Cactus"

    awesome!
     
  16. AntiSonic

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    shaq-fu!

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  17. Angkor Wat

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    I can't believe guys are taking comments from Shaq seriously. It's SHAQ! Watch the first 45 secs of this video and see if you still hate him:

    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-b0v-3w9-m8&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-b0v-3w9-m8&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
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    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9qu2y2MQkuI&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9qu2y2MQkuI&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
  19. IROC it

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    Oh yeah? Shaq has a "cameo" in this one...

    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YoRaacheZUw&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YoRaacheZUw&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
  20. Tom Bombadillo

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    Luc Longley,





    So now Kobe is Michael Jordan? I quit........
     

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