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Should Jorts Be Illegal?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Baqui99, Apr 2, 2008.

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Should Jorts Be Illegal?

  1. Yes! ban all jorts

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  2. No! They complement my mullet and Ohio State jersey well

    53 vote(s)
    39.3%
  1. tigermission1

    tigermission1 Member

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    You're still a kid, so you can get away with it...girls your age don't mind.

    And yes, if you're a 'real man' then you would rather have 'sweaty legs' than endure public humiliation.

    Tell that to the U.S. armed forces...

    Honestly, I don't care. I wasn't under the impression that this was a 'serious' thread.
     
  2. IROC it

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    Long live Jean Shorts... die "jorts," die.
     
  3. Baqui99

    Baqui99 Member

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    Tebow Wears Jorts

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  4. Franchise3

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    Gotta agree with Moes here.

    I'd rather look ghey with shorts than walk around with constant beads of sweat accumulating on my brow, armpit sweatstains, and a sweaty taint because I chose to wear pants instead of shorts in the swamp-like humidity of summer in Florida.

    Hygiene > Fashion.

    But if you like a sweaty taint, more power to ya.
     
  5. Desert Scar

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    Men "caring" (really mean noticing) what other men are wearing is quite ghey. It is hard enough to remember what our wives and kids had on earlier in the day, let alone other dudes.

    You have head the song "In the Navy", right. Before your time, how about the phrase "Don't ask don't tell" (i.e., we have and need gays in the military, but shush it people)--how else could you recruit the sargents who want to so thoroughly inspect their privates day in and out.
     
  6. XxShadyPinkxX

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    Metros FTL.

    It's one thing to say you dislike JEAN SHORTS (jorts is ghey), but to label those who wear them douche bags is pretty ironic. Why do you care what other men are wearing?

    T-Mac wears jorts. :eek: What a prole!!!*




    Prole is also a ghey. Too Dallas-y.
     
  7. Tom Bombadillo

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    The only thing worse than Jean Shorts are Corduroys......
     
  8. Mr. Brightside

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    I only wear shorts when I am up in da club. And when I mean club, I'm talking about the gym or at home. I don't find shorts appropriate or professional to wear when going out even if it is hot outside. Same thing with sandals.
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    Wow, I can't believe there are actually GUYS who live in HOUSTON that don't wear shorts when they go out, even during August.

    I guess it would depend on where you went "out" but me personally, I'm not going anywhere NEAR anyplace that doesn't allow shorts in the middle of August. Probably not a place I want to be at anyway.

    And if you're a GUY who is actually worried about how your legs look in shorts (LOL), maybe you should wear shorts more often so they aren't so pasty white and pale. :D
     
  10. MadMax

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    dallas?
     
  11. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    There we go.
     
  12. gifford1967

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    While jorts are an abomination, people who refuse to wear shorts or flip flops in hot weather are really weird or must have some ugly ass legs and feet.
     
  13. mlwoo

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    So you're saying I have no friends on this board??? :( :( :(

    OH NOEZ My intrnt peerz dont lik me!!!!!

    I knowz youz guys just be kddng. ;) ;) :D :eek: :confused:
     
  14. MR. MEOWGI

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    I really don't like shorts unless I am doing something active. It just aint my style.

    I would wear sandals 24/7 if allowed however.
     
  15. Hippieloser

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    If you'll notice, these are the same people that b**** constantly about how hot it is. Well, no **** guy! You're wearing ****ing knee socks under them jeans! *

    Invest in a pair:
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    *This post in no way endorses jorts. Jorts suck.
     
  16. Apollo Creed

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    You need to look professional when you go grocery shopping? Going to the post office? Going to an Astros game? :confused:

    Shorts, especially cargo, mesh, or khaki shorts are acceptable for people of all ages. Jorts are acceptable for kids and those who've reached middle age and beyond.

    I can't believe some people are against ALL kinds of shorts. It was just like that weirdo who hated polos. :D
     
  17. moestavern19

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    I bet you wear shin-high socks with those don't you, you ****ing hippie charlatan
     
  18. no_answer

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    Everyone post a picture of themselves in the favorite pair of Jorts and we can have a who's the sexiest in jorts contest
     
  19. v3.0

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    ladies first
     
  20. no_answer

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    If I owned a pair... that would help :)
     

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