I hate it when your muscles don't cooperate with your mind and you clench up and break a large pieces into two pieces. Then you have one stuck inside that needs to be pushed out while having a mess you're going to have to wipe for a while.
Sometimes that piece doesn't have enough gravity to make it drop down to the water. Then you have to wipe for an hour.
I eat ridiculous amounts of fiber. Fiber one for breakfast (a cup has 28g)...as much steamed broccoli as I can. I used to take Metamucil and now I'm laying off it. I find things high in fiber to be very satisfying. Helps with maintaining weight and staying regular.
That is one of the worst feelings ever. and you get a big clump of poop on your toilet paper which is just nasty.