Sarah Jessica Parker Named Unsexiest Woman The folks over at Maxim magazine think it's too easy picking Charlize Theron as the Sexiest Woman Alive. They'd rather weigh in on who's unsexy. The unfortunate recipient of the lad mag's Unsexiest title is "Sex & the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker, whose character Carrie Bradshaw is not only in high demand with the opposite sex, but is also a fashion diva among the fair sex. Maxim, however, points out her more, um, equine features: "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth." In the runner-up position is the Beehived One herself, "Rehab" singer Amy Winehouse, whose "openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.". On the small screen, "Grey's Anatomy" star Sandra Oh took third place for playing "Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure." Rounding out the Unsexy 5 is Madonna in the penultimate position "with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull." The heir to her pop princess throne, Britney Spears, took last place because, "Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge." http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-sarahjessicaparkermaximunsexiest,0,1837957.story I cant argue with this pick. I seriously had a hard time figuring out how you could make a show with "sex" in it's title and then get Sarah Jessica Parker to star in it. Also, where are Minnie Driver and Tori Spelling on the list?
Tori Spelling I might agree with, but Minnie Driver is very attractive in my book. Yes, I wrote a book.
All of these women are less sexy than Camryn Manheim? Roseanne Barr? Tubgirl? Methinks Maxim has a very odd rating system.
I always get into an argument with my wife when she watches Sex and the City. I just get annoyed by how SJP managed to get on TV. She looks so much like a tranny it aint funny. My wife claims she is beautiful. Other celebrities I would definitely kick out of bed: Amy Winehouse Tori Spelling Ali Mcbeel (that skinny ass chick) Keira Knightly!!! (fuglier then a mutha!) As you can tell, me no likey boney women.
She was hot in that movie when she was a teenager. The one about the televised dance contest. I believe a young Helen Hunt looked good in that one too.
She fired back at them too. lol http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2008/03/25/5099426-zap.html The life of a celebrity isn't always fun, especially when the media takes pot shots at your sex appeal. Sarah Jessica Parker was extremely upset that Maxim magazine had named her the "unsexiest woman alive" last fall. In an interview with Grazia magazine, the "Sex and the City" star commented, "Am I really the unsexiest woman in the world? Wow! It's kind of shocking." The popular lad mag had compared her features to a horse's: "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we'd rather ride Chris Noth." Not only was Parker "filled with rage and anger" after hearing these comments, but her husband Matthew Broderick was upset "because it has to do with his judgment too." Despite her outrage, Parker isn't going to let the comments change her own opinion of herself. "I really like the choices I've made. I am who I am," she says. "Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not." Amy Winehouse, "Grey's Anatomy" star Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears also landed on the Unsexiest List. The "Sex and the City" movie will be released on May 30.
She's bad now, but putting her at number 1 is a travesty when Rosie is walking this earth. She looked pretty bad when she was a teenager in that tv show, but then she hit a good period where she was cute like in Flight of the Navigator and then pretty hot in LA Story: http://video.aol.com/video/movies-f...flight-of-the-navigator/1473161?icid=acvpmms1 http://video.aol.com/video/movies-la-story-sarah-jessica-parker-in-lastory/1473162 (tried to embed these, but when I previewed them it said AOL video wasn't available)
So she isn't gorgeous. Big deal. Why publicly mock her, or anyone, for such a thing? I hate this crap.
Agree. Maxim is for guys who have big-time sexual insecurities. (No offense, most of BBS). Hawt is not about just somebody's look, as if they were in a wax museum. Sexy is tons of non-verbal communication, gesture, expression. There are so many starlets who just smile like robots and are about as sexy as an inflatable doll, IMHO.
