I looked into it, and now know what L337 or leet is. I must do a better job of catching up with the common nerd of today... Still need help translating the above.
easy. now i'm embarrassed for myself. girl: sir, are you allright? do you need a doctor? sir: i need help girl: i'm sorry? i don't... sir: i need you to get the doctor. eye gots some bad pain in my chest, i need my pills. it would be cool if i was wrong in the above translation. i would feel better anyway.